Do You Like: Pop-Tarts? (22)

do you like Pop-Tarts?

 

there you go, @Ken

 

the breakfast of my childhood

 

Dry garbage

 

of course. perfect breakfast food out of a vending machine

 

That’s why you put butter on it smh
@Colby Searcy @Renee

 

I prefer to dip mine in melted butter

 

I hate when they break in the toaster and you lose half of one

 

application does not matter

 

clarified butter, just like lobster

 

GONE FOREVER in the toaster NEVER TO BE RETRIEVED

 

And then it's burning the next time you use the toaster!

 

this is objectively true but also they're still good notwithstanding this fact

 

like losing a contact lens

 

where do they even go I’ll never know

 

I have no reference but sure!

The dryer trolls use them to wash down the socks

 

you also have to wear a bib and eat corn on the cob afterwards

 

corn flavored pop-tarts

 

there's some good ones for sure but there's a lot of garbage too

there was one flavor that was my favorite that they stopped making, I think. wish I could remember the name

 

oh, it was these:



they were the best

 

Clarified or otherwise?

 

What about those pumpkin spice ones?

 

They are bomb

 

The s’mores ones are solid as were the strawberry milkshake ones they had like 15 years ago. Don’t remember the last time I actually had a Pop Tart.

 

Fixed