(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 709

Yeah don’t do this

 

I feel like my live-in partner shames me any chance she gets and I'm already dangerously depressed. She'll go from holding me and saying she is sorry for not being as supportive, to yelling at me for unplugging the lamp for my phone charger. Its fucking me up.

 

Tinder is my canvas let my spread my wings and fly

 

Some bois make you blush, I’ll make you gush

 

There's still time

 

if that trump pee tape leaks (hehhhh) and he gets imPEEched (hehhhhhhhhh) I just might develop one cuz I'd be so happy.

 

Jacob is unhinged

 

I think you mean JayCup

silly dyl

 

Don’t call me dyl

 

Dyl Pickles

 

Master of None>

 

Sorry Dylan.

What can I call you for short?

 

Don’t make me hate you chase. You’re one of the few in here I actually tolerate

 

Dylan

 

How about dylan instead?

 

I accept this compromise

 

ya I prefer dylan, seems less shifty to me

 

sidenote: i used to use a bojack horseman reference in my tinder profile and it got great reception.

"may or may not be three small boys stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat"

that and a bunch of emojis

 

Did someone say canvas? Glad to see another painter in the forums!

 

You're really embracing this aren't you

 

Do you like me? Y/N

Check Yes or No.

 

No

 

It’s my new bit

 

Did you have an old one?

 

I will say that at least you commit to these bits