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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 451

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. bigmike

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    As a teenager, my friends cat attacked my foot when I was laying on the couch in his basement. Later, we were leaving to go to a friends place. As we started to walk up the stairs, the cat that attacked my foot sat half way up the stairs and each time I put my foot on the bottom step he would hiss at me and that's the story of how at 17 I was trapped in a basement by a house cat for 20 minutes.
     
  2. Kiana

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    Apparently in addition to having a thing for musicians I also have a thing for guys who volunteer to coach little league. Who knew? It's all so cliche. Vom.
     
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  3. ReginaPhilange

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    cats hate everything thats good in this world don't worry.
     
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  4. Fucking Dustin

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    Fake news
     
  5. ReginaPhilange

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    all though to be fair people are the jerks when they're holding a cat in a way they dont like
     
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  6. Fucking Dustin

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    I love cats and will never be convinced to feel otherwise
     
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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    What about lasagna
     
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  10. Dog with a Blog

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    I have a tattoo of my cat. Cats are good things.
     
  11. ReginaPhilange

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    just cuz cats are evil doesn't mean I don't love them!
     
  12. bigmike

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    Having once been held captive by a cat, I disliked them for a very long time. My girlfriend's two cats are awesome, though. Now I've changed my opinion and quite like cats. I still would prefer no pets, though.
     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    But would your cat get a tattoo of you
     
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  14. Mr. Serotonin

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    I've been tattooing cats for years! Please send all inquires and requests to catink@comcast.net
     
  15. Dog with a Blog

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    I'd like to think so.

    For the record, my cat is a total asshole. He terrorizes the dogs in the neighborhood and will randomly attack me for no reason but I love him for it.
     
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  17. Fucking Dustin

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    Sorry I'll leave that was unforgivable
     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    how I am beating you to the Catsachussets Birbiglia reference
     
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  22. ChaseTx

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    So I just had a therapy appointment and the psychologist said it's not necessary or healthy or something to need to talk to a new person you're seeing every day, or have a date every week, or plans at any given time

    So, uh, what do y'all think about that
     
  23. Dog with a Blog

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    I think every relationship is different but for the most part I totally agree. I made the mistake in past relationships of being sorta clingy and needing to keep in contact with my partner like all the time (and I beat myself up about it to this day) and it's really unhealthy. It's also super hard to have that self control when you meet someone new and you really enjoy each other's company and wanna hang out all the time. I dunno, I don't think there's like a concrete rule just make sure you're each getting your space imo.
     
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  24. Dog with a Blog

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    I am embarrassed by how much time I have spent on Tinder. It's just so easy and dumb!
     
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  25. ChaseTx

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    Yeah the way I've been thinking for the most part is if I haven't heard from them in a few days, or if they don't text me just to talk, then they must have lost interest. The idea that that might not be true is totally new to me
     
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