DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 924

Makes me wanna vomit. I’d rather eat a bloomin onion if ya know what I mean

 

please don't make fun of LJ

 

any amount of ranch dressing is too much

 

The lead singer of AJJ is such a great lyricist

 

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Rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair

 

Can’t eat a blooming onion ever again, thanks dog

 

Joint for Jesus

 

Didn’t think I’d find out how bears peed today

 

Nat Geo WILD on Instagram: “Photo by @daisygilardini // Oh my! Yep, this is what happens when bears get a bit too comfortable with you around…! Brown Bears cub - Hallo…”

 

I wish the link just showed it. The formatting for Insta has been weird on mobile lately

 

Yeah, sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn’t and I dunno why

 

Now a child is crying

 

Tbh, I didn’t even know what a bloomin onion was but damn it even sorta looks like a prolapsed asshole.

 

Is the child scream crying?

 

Cry louder

 

Of course Kevin Smith would have a line of pre-rolled joints

 

Thanks! Luckily I don't live in that area but the area that is flooded has retirement homes and schools, including where I went to school, and we're not a big city so it's not gonna be a big news story and a lot of the homeowners don't have flood insurance.

 

Damn, that’s some hardcore flooding

 

So a friend of mine was supposed to come over here at like 4:30/5:00 to hang out and watch Westworld. It’s now almost 5:30 and I haven’t heard from her in a bit

 

I straight up spent all day cleaning my house and now I’m just sitting around bored

 

Update, she said she’ll be out in an hour.

 

I wish I could like my own posts.

 

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