DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 893

I see nothing

 

this might be the best twitter account i've come across

catatonicyouths (@catatonicyouths) | Twitter

 

I bet

 

no im pure

 

Ok thanks

 

1000 hexes on you sharing this I didn't have to know this exists in the world

 

the internet destroyed my brain i can no longer tell what's supposed to be ironic and what's not

 

Same

 

I'm gonna soak up the ***

 

The internet is like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife. It's like rain, on your wedding day. A green light, when you're already late.

 

Actually I take it back @dylan 1000 blessings because now I know this exists

 

Never mind this is my favorite room here.

 

I never really thought about it before but my mom was like my age when she became an orphan, like I knew she was like 19 and 31 when her parents died but it never clicked how young that was

Also sorry for your loss

 

Why is everyone wearing capes?

 

No but I will be in Florida next week

 

My condolences

 

Smocks to protect them from getting wet.

They don't work that well. And my kid decided he didn't want to wear his anymore and just got a bucket of water dumped on him.

 

Can't wait to see which one dies so the Oompa Loompas can sing a song about it

 

Dark

 

Hopefully not one of yours, I'm rooting for one of the other ones

 

Told my SO if she’s dragging me to Florida I’m going to Denver next month

 

same

 

Me @9am: wow! I've now lost 9 pounds even though I had pizza and sugary coffee drinks. Good thing I didn't eat those last 2 slices of pizza.

Me @230pm: maybe pizza is the key to my weight loss and I should eat pizza more often and drink even more lattes.

 

Congrats on the weight loss so far!!