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DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 879

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by iCarly Rae Jepsen, Mar 18, 2019.

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  1. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    I gotta say my name is legit a good name if I were to ever get into gaming so god bless for that one.
     
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  2. EmmanuelSCastle

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    only poured myself a shot and one mixed drink because im NOT going to get too sloshed to write this paper, someone give me a medal for self control
     
  3. littlejohn

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    Good plan, feed the rats with the thousand island so they stay away from your pizza.

    this is your best post.
     
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  4. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    alright one more match and I’ll be having to head out.
     
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  5. Dog with a Blog

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    Where to after?
     
  6. EmmanuelSCastle

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    hmmmmmmmmmm ok ok i'll admit it there's like three mixed drinks worth of vodka in this mixed drink and im getting emotional to vanderlyle crybaby geeks by the national
     
  7. ComedownMachine

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    @Dog with a Blog ever got freaky at your theater? My girlfriend gave me a hand bj one time but that was before we worked there
     
  8. Serh

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    Love pizza and ranch. If I find a thousand island dipping cup at a nearby CVS next time I have pizza I'll try it out
     
  9. Dog with a Blog

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    When is your paper due?
     
  10. Dog with a Blog

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    I expect a full report.

    Did you see High Life yet? I wanna but school sucks.
     
  11. Dog with a Blog

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    A bar/grill called Dogz just opened up in LB. Guess I gotta go
     
  12. thesoftskeleton

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    I showed great restraint and moderation and I only had one drink thank you very much!
     
  13. EmmanuelSCastle

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    not directed at me but i def got a bj in the theater during pacific rim and that ruled

    monday! i already had like five pages before today, i really only need to write three tonight and three tomorrow, and then when i double space it it'll all be there like magic. but i'm not gonna work on it at all saturday bc i haven't smoked in two weeks in preparation for 4/20 and i assume my family is gonna wanna hang out sunday. im being v responsible, really
     
  14. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

  15. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

  16. SlappinCups

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    cobra f**ks no doubt
     
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  17. Dog with a Blog

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    Yes. My ex, who worked with me at the theater, used to go down on me in projection booth and one time we had sex up there as well. The funniest part about it to me is that most of the time this would happen when I was supposed to be training her on something

    Additionally, we had a restaurant at our theater and I screened Valarian and A Thousand Planets or whatever with the restaurant manager and we fucked around the whole time and then went up to the booth and went down on each other.
     
  18. ChaseTx

    ALL HAIL PEAGLE Prestigious

    This is a missed opportunity, (see the title for a hint)
     
  19. Serh

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    You'll be the first

    Nope. Almost got to a screening on April 1st but I was working until a few hours before it started and it would've reached full capacity by the time I got there anyway. Saw Shazam a second time, first time I rewatched a DCEU tbh. Definitely want to catch High Life while it's still on the big screen yeah

    But anyway... James. See Booksmart when it comes out. I'm still really fucking high off that shit
     
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  20. CobraKidJon

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    do not do the nasty on the Ferris wheel

    I already saw videos of that pls
     
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  21. Dog with a Blog

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    Fuck it. Get drunk instead. Monday is forever away
     
  22. thesoftskeleton

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    I’m calling your supervisor
     
  23. ComedownMachine

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    Wow. How dare you disrespect Valarian and A Thousand Planets
     
  24. SlappinCups

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    what if he had that thing done to him during the movie Blow
     
  25. EmmanuelSCastle

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    you think i didn't think of that Chase? I know ok I KNOW but it was what it was and i told it how i told it. to be young again am i right

    lmao honestly i knew this was gonna occur after the first shot i'm pretty much already on my way cause i was on an empty stomach

    i'm not worried about it there is so much time
     
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