DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 870

Who has a long weekend? Certainly not me.

 

THIS CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH THE SHIP

 

According to all known laws of aviation
there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

 

i have off tomorrow but it's going to be entirely setting up and cooking for the passover seder i stupidly decided to host

 

Fool

 

Then why are they DYING?!

 

I wonder if goodyear ever worked with planes

 

is it too late for you to say that angel got you so you can just play v games all day

 

Also another update on my gf low key flooding the kitchen - the only things she remembers is she was upset and "messed up the kitchen somehow"

 

No way to know for sure

 

my friend posted this and HOW EVEn

 

This is fucking unbelievable ahaa wish Pat had whacked it out of his face

 

what band is that

 

Movements

 

I’m watching this space short film at the museum and I’m surrounded by couples and I don’t even like this.

 

I hate people.

 

Try to push out a fart.

 

I also love how NASA’s logos are so timeless that they work on nearly everything.

the true great one.

 

Dayenu

 

I still haven’t really started my homework but I DID get back the grade I was waiting for which was a 96% so to say I’m unworried now is an understatement

But like, I still rly need to do this homework

 

you sure it's not like actually a keys in fishbowl party you're at

 

Ask every couple for a threesome

 

he can't stop. he's addicted to the shindig

 

about to try my first P'zone

this one is for @oldjersey