DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 856

I'd be really careful talking like this, you wouldn't want to piss this dude off

 

He looks like my next daddy

 

Dylan because of the jelly beans

 

Christian mom

 

Good point I should text her on Sunday. This is the day the lord hath made amen

 

Yeah his suggestions are seriously on point, didn't have to do that since I'm some internet rando but what a guy! Thank you @dylan :)

 

My mom does, like a lot .

 

"Jesus has risen today! Do you want to know what else has?"

 

it's a good deal, amazon is charging $8

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07P67QXGN/?tag=absolutepunk-20

 

I loved Easter as a kid, it was like mini Christmas with nicer weather

 

Still missing something

 

I hate this country.

 

He really is one of a kind

 

Day after Easter half off chocolate bunnies >>>>>>>

 

wat wat wat wat wat wat wat awt wat wat awt wats up

 

i like the marshmellow ones

 

Hmm I'm working with a placement company right now to get my resume ready for employers but maybe I'll send it to you too.

 

Time to resurrect your relationship

 

I got home from work around 330ish and when I walked in the door I heard water draining into the sink. I looked over and the faucet for drinking water was running and pointed directly onto the counter. There was water all over the kitchen counter, in one of the cupboards, and pooling on the floor. I woke my gf up and asked her to help me clean it all up. She started crying and insisted that she didn't leave it on. I was going to finish a paper for school but instead I took her back to bed and when she fell asleep she started snoring, so I moved to the couch and she hates when I do that. Then this morning I found the bottle of whiskey and she's upset .

 

Easter was fun, got baskets and me and my sister would wear matching dresses that my Grandma made or bought us. It was cute!!

Now I would absolutely hate it and am dreading going to Easter dinner on Sunday with my dad's side of the family

 

The recruiters I've talked to haven't given me any points or said anything about my resume besides I guess commenting on my experience. Dunno if that means it's good as is or they just don't mess with them

 

Alternate joke:

Time to show her your Res-erection

 

I assumed since I don't have my daughter this weekend I wouldn't have to go to b my family's Easter, but if they call and ask me I know I'll have to say yes and I'll hate it

 

I'm just calculating the chances my dad gets really fucked up at Easter and ruins dinner. It's like 50/50 at this point.