DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 853

Did y’all use flashcards or somethin the first time you had s*x?

 

Possibly seeing Booksmart tonight, and I'm hearing great things. Like, one of the best comedies of the decade things

 

@thesoftskeleton how did this work explain yourself

 

My lyft is playing crank that soulja boy

 

Me as a Lyft driver

 

This is surreal

It’s the clean version btw

 

In my head, it isn't haha

 

FUCK YEAH

 

we didn't and haven't done that because we're pure

 

Here you go sir

 

Yesterday I proved that false. The jig is up

 

And when I went to go look for MY RESUME the other day that shit was saved on computer and I laughed all over again

Doesn’t matter we never stick to it. Not even once.

 

@EmmanuelSCastle do you by chance have any Pavement albums you can send my way? I had every one but lost them all and can't find any of them for download online (for free)

 

Okay I know it’s immoral to give a low rating because it’s how they make money but the dude is playing 6ix9ine and that isn’t a 5 star ride

 

Post it, coward.

Cause y’all were too busy bonin’?

 

the SouljaBoy is fine imo; that, however is not in any circumstance

 

Can’t wait until he adds me as one of his ex’s. I pray for the day in fact.

And no!

 

i don't do that im saving myself for god

 

But you have to literally rationalize those thoughts out! You know that rationally, everyone in your life knows what you look like and knows how you dress and they love you. We also love you and we don’t even get to fully get what you look like/how you dress/etc!
Self love is actually all about rationalizing into it

 

which one of you cowards is making the OOTD thread let's goooo

 

I've been trying to rationalize for decades. I appreciate your kindness though.

 

I did it

 

S*x thing?

 

No I made the thread you dorks now go post in it!!!

 

when was this

absolutely, got em all. you want malkmus solo too?