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DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 824

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by iCarly Rae Jepsen, Mar 18, 2019.

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  1. Ken

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    really? fucking are you?

    I wish I could forget this page.

    This thread.

    This life.

    My life.

    Now.

    Or Never.

    I ain't gonna.

    Live Foreverrrrrrrrr.
     
  2. Ken

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    did you watch abducted in plain sight? not serial killer but fuct
     
  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    You're a hick so probably your relatives
     
  4. ComedownMachine

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    Wow a number called me and said they shut off my social security because there was suspicious activity and all I had to do was give them my whole social security number to get it restored. Glad I settled that easily!
     
  5. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    I haven't. might fuck with me too much but I'll check it out anyway haha
     
  6. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    What was it?
     
  7. Ken

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    your mouth will be on the floor the whole time
     
  8. Shrek

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    @dadbolt is a Thick Ketchup Daddy w/o the “T” (Cut From The Team)
     
  9. dadbolt

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  10. tucah

    not champ Prestigious

  11. dadbolt

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    y’all can call me a hick or whatever but please don’t say I eat ketchup or listen to taking back Sunday please
     
  12. dadbolt

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  13. Dirty Sanchez

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    Yeah, those are much worse.
     
  14. Ken

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    I got voted down on gnocchi and martinis and I'm fucking pi$$ed
     
  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I also need your mother's maiden name, last four of your social and how big your dick is
     
  16. ComedownMachine

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    This reminds me that I’m forever locked out of my first email account because I made the answers for personal questions some stupid shit like “WIENERZ” or whatever but I don’t know what the exact answers were
     
  17. Your Milkshake

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    people like to ask me what kind of man I am

    I look them square in the eyes and say “I’m a Heinz man”

    :left::left::100::100:B-)
     
  18. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    Pacers, Bucks, and Rockets will all win tonight

    I don't see Boston winning two in a row
     
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  19. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    delete this thread
     
  20. SlappinCups

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    i don't think you're married but this is grounds for divorce
     
  21. Ken

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    [​IMG]
     
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  22. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    I tried to reset my password for one of my emails yesterday and realized how fucking stupid Gmail actually is

    no, I don't remember the exact month and year I made this account. what kind of psycho remembers shit like that?
     
  23. thesoftskeleton

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    Dirty Sanchez and littlejohn like this.
  24. Ken

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    Ya. It figures. I never care much about where we go to eat and I'm always forced to be the one to pick where we go. Tonight I had a place and suggested it... nope!

    You're exactly right.
     
  25. dadbolt

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