DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 505

heard those don't work tho

 

Fuck you

 

youre trying to cheat a test I take it? sorry I suck at reading back, ive cheated many a test lol. Theres always the synthetic urine route but I have not done that.


Will you be supervised? Like someone looking over your shoulder?

 

I don't have first hand experience but my [REDACTED] hasn't failed a test and they've been on probation for awhile. And hes an idiot I bet you will pass the test very good with your smartness.

 

I mean, I prefer the Awesome Blossom at Chili's since that's what I know growing up, but a fried onion is never a bad thing

 

cut off all your hair

go to a sauna

lots of water

 

@angrycandy

1. Whens the test?
2. Are you sure its a urine test?

 

Pic is relevant to thread

 

not sure but I have to have it done at the police station

not sure just yet but I'm going to try to push everything back as much as I can
no, I am not and that's what's so scary

 

IF you were telling me that, that would be the end of our association forever. Like, dead to me. Actually, worse than dead, it’d be like you never existed. Luckily you aren’t actually telling me that though.

 

LMAO. So I found this old computer that I thought was dead and I got it working and there is a video on there from community college where I explain how I tried to cheat on a final. It’s genius tbh. I’m gonna upload it

 

Thank you.

 

is this a pavement song

 

what year we talkin here

 

the onion might be fried, but some of you're ideas seem half baked

 

I dunno, not too long ago. 2015 maybe

 

my plug told me to use synthetic urine but I don't trust that shit even a little

le sigh

 

What that means ?

 

which part?

 

@thesoftskeleton probably wants to watch that one as well

 

it will most likely be a piss test. hair tests are more expensive to administer and chances are your city won’t want to foot that bill.

everyone I know that’s used synthetic swears by it but you’ve gotta get the temperature right

 

Yes. I found a lot of other home movies too that Kaitie asked to see but I’m not gonna do that

 

@Dirty Sanchez @SlappinCups @dogdad

 

I feel like I'd just end up spilling the fake piss all over myself with my luck