Daily AMA • Page 91

Please.

 

@Joe4th you’re in a new relationship. What is your favorite thing about this person? What is your least favorite or something that makes you go, “ehhhh this might be a problem eventually.”

 

And a little slower too

 

Omelette
Scrambled
Over easy
Sunny side up
Deviled

Trying to pinpoint one most embarrassing thing is pretty hard. I shit my pants at school in 4th grade and that was pretty damn humiliating. Most the time with me it's a bunch of little embarrassing incidents that add up in the end haha

My favorite thing is honestly just how easy she is to talk to. I'm usually a very reserved and quiet person, and struggle to make conversation with someone new, but with Sara it's been completely different and I sometimes have felt like I talk too much haha
The only thing I could even remotely complain about is that she's a smoker, but she's been trying to quit.

 

Egg salad

 

Don’t forget buttered eggs

 

@Joe4th Have you ever been in a physical altercation, aka a fight?

 

Weird that I didn't get a notification for this

 

over medium
over hard
baked
spanish fried
omelet
egg salad
fritata
quiche
egg nog
egg drop soup
breakfast tacos
scrambled egg whites

I said top 5 ways to eat eggs. Basically any way that you can put an egg in your mouth is an option

 

Don't forget fuck you.

 

Anyone who cooks their eggs in olive oil is not to be trusted

 

7th grade I scrapped with a kid at my bus stop after he constantly bullied me. Was probably a lame fight to watch, I punched him like twice, and then we basically just grappled on the sidewalk until we both kind of just stopped and walked away

I also punched a kid in the throat when I was like 9 because he made fun of my wrestling figures

 

I hope he said nothing about Rusev

 

Upset you didn't wrestle him instead or at least put him in a headlock

 

Rusev wasn't around then but if he was it would've been much worse than a throat punch

 

Very solid reason tbh

If you were a wrestler, what would your name be? And what’s your shtick?

 

We used to fuck around in my friend's basement and have wrestling matches. I was The Conductor, a grizzled veteran who had retired from wrestling to be a conductor on trains. Came back to the ring to run through the competition like a bullet train

 

I used a train whistle as a weapon too, I was fully committed to that gimmick

 

It's not even 8 am yet and this is already getting good

 

Show off.

 

I was hoping that it was an orchestra conductor you were pretending to be. Oh well, that lets me be "The Maestro"

 

@Joe4th what should be done with unusually talkative servers at restaurants?

 

That's badass.

 

What is an ideal IBU range of an IPA