@thesoftskeleton what decision have you made in your life that you are still disappointed in yourself for making?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Why do you people do this to me?! Does this bring you that much joy?? Who has time in their day to do these kinds of things? What motivates you to download that picture, go into your profile settings, change your profile photo to that, all for the sake of making me angry?!
@AelNire how did you become twitter famous? How exhausting is it to keep putting out the good content that you do?
@AelNire Would you rather be: - Mayor of a small island filled with garbage - Ketchup Guzzler in Chief - Craft diaper salesman
Haha twitter famous. I’m not 100% sure. I started 2017 with about 900 and my posts were mainly about politics. Then I just decided to write “jokes” instead bc it wasn’t as draining as politics. I got a ton of positive feedback. When I hit 3,200 I was just like what the fuck is going on bc while I do think I’m funny I’m not THAT funny. It’s a lot of luck too. Thank you for saying that about my content. It can be exhausting but I’m always thinking about weird shit and sometimes I write it up, put it in my drafts, then tweak it until I like it. The draining ones are the formatted tweets which I’ve started trying to do. Way to fry my brain on the 2nd question, Rob.
Mayor of Garbage Island. I’d rather be dead than eat ketchup and the 3rd sounds like some kind of weird escort service.
if you were to be ketchup guzzler in chief then you could piss off dylan by saying that only ketchup belongs on fries and make it a law