Darn I forgot about this tbh!! I wanted to ask @sleepy to write me a poem! And also: If someone was trying to get rid of their food chopper and you thought they were giving it away for free by their wording and u were too dumb to ask how much they wanted for it and said you'd take it, but they later implied that they would've liked money for it, but then deny it when you offer, what would you do?? Accept their answer and cringe thinking about the faux pas every day forever until eternity, or try to sneak money into their purse??
No this has never happened to anybody but I always like to be prepared for every possible scenario that happens in life!!
went to the movies with my ex and at one point I guess she got bored so she ran her fingers across my lips unexpectedly, and I kinda licked my lips, and looked over at her and she was tryna be intimate by being intimate with herself so i over-animated my reaction by turning towards her with the popcorn in hand, grabbing a handful and said "go on" and then as she did I in my lulz before all mentality at the time took some of said handful of popcorn and said "...now the popcorn tastes like pussy" and she didnt find it funny till about 2 hours later but also told me if i do that again she push me into traffic on the walk home from said movies.
I'm not gunna make up shit that didn't happen lol. Life has presented me enough ridiculous situations for enough stories I don't need to fabricate them lol.