Daily AMA • Page 59

I'd **** on the patio. Wait, trick question...I get it...uhhh upwards of 20k

 

@Mr. Serotonin what's your morning and bedtime routine like?

 

If it's a boy, prolly. If I have a girl, she'll be a cheetah.

 

Do you snack in bed?

 

what a lame question. low energy.

 

i'm sure this will go amicably and without criticism

 

I set my alarm to go off about 5 minutes before i'm supposed to be at work. Roll outta bed and try to get there as fast as I can. Stop for coffee. Get in pretty late and then have to work late to make up for it. This kinda just goes on and on and I never learn.

 

what about your bedtime routine?

 

I've been known to eat p**** in bed occasionally.

 

please answer my question jacob

 

I love pasta under the covers

 

@Mr. Serotonin what's your policy on phone calls?

 

****

 

how many beers did you drink this weekend? any cool stories to tell from it?

 

I'd prefer it if I was the only one who had one.

 

what sane person has a "policy" on phone calls

 

If I don't know your number/expecting a call, I'm not answering.

 

me

 

that's fair but the question dylan posed was rather vague haha

 

he said sane, dipshit

 

Way too many, i'm really feelin' it No great stories, just met some new friends. They must've had a good time because this girl invited me to her bday party the next day. I don't remember her name though so i'm gonna pass

 

whats your policy on phone calls

 

Mine: don't call me unless you're dying and only after you've called two other people before me and they didn't pick up.

 

it's still a policy. but did you think a question from Dylan wouldn't be weird? lol

 

Haha what was it? I'm getting lost