Daily AMA • Page 5

+1

 

i have it, why do i need to know the history of it?? it's here, it's in my hand, i enjoy it, what else do I really need to know? I'm not over here reading the entire wikipedia of a beverage so I can answer a random person's questions on the internet.

 

not random, learn to words gooder

 

we're not on a first name basis, that's random!

 

nope, still entirely determined by conscious action.

 

why? bc then you would know you can hydrate off of it and be able to answer my question with that forsight!.... in the Dylan Q & A thread.

 

@CoffeeEyes17 get in here I know you have burning questions for dulam

 

@dylan If you HAD to choose, would you rather someone call you after midnight or before 9

 

" You can't say daddy"
Ken withdraws all questions

 

this isnt so much a question as it is a story

so i was walking to class with a group of people when Dylan, the school jock, came up to me and said "lol ur such a pussy".
"Well" i began, popping the collar on my jean jacket and staring him straight in the eyes, "like they say..." everyone was waiting in anticipation "you are what you eat" Dylan immediately shit himself, the crowd cheered, Obama was there and so was Santa.

completely true btw

 

i just rang @dylan and he had no discrepancies with this story

 

missed opportunity by slightly changing the story from pussy to ass to get in an ass eating joke

still v good

 

after midnight. i am much more pleasant when I am already awake but tired than I am when I am waking up and tired.

 

no characters in my thread!

 

ty for verifying you are a good friend and this will only further develop our friendship

variety is the spice of life and its illegal to put chili peppers in someones ass in North Carolina so yeah i dont know where this sentence is going so im just going to stop here

 

sorry daddy

 

someone ban ken for me please

 

choose one:

eat 1 poop every month

take 1 A1 shot evey morning

 

you've never heard smooth?? a coward and a liar I see!!!

 

im fucking livid

 

i wish you would u dork

 

(ily dylan)

 

@dylan do you have any rules for dealing with public bathrooms?

 

@dylan why are you the way that you are

 

I eat in my bed all the time whoops.