Daily AMA • Page 459

You’re hiding from the enemy with your baby child and five other people, your baby starts to cry giving away your position - if caught you will all die: do you

a. Do nothing, you’re all sure to die
b. Smother the baby to save you and the others
c. Eat a delicious Snickers™️ Candy Bar because you know you’re not you when you’re hungry.

 

Doesnt want to answer. Which reminds me why did you delete over 2000 posts @ComedownMachine ? That must of taken such a long time to do!

 

The most terrifying part of this is imagining @ComedownMachine as someone's father.

 

ah yes, I forgot the 4th option for him:

d. Mock the baby by pretend crying as obnoxious and loud as possible - you all die and everyone hates you, including your baby.

 

Great question

 

On a scale from 1-10 how much do you think this looks like you @ComedownMachine ?

 

Hahahah

 

@ComedownMachine why those specific posts tho? That must have taken hours!!

 

@ComedownMachine do you enjoy being CEO of Hot Dog On A Stick?

 

You should probably delete this post too

 

@ComedownMachine how much do you get in royalties every time this airs ?

 

@ComedownMachine favorite hoobastank song?

 

@ComedownMachine is slightly more adorable.

 

@ComedownMachine i don’t have a question.

 

Is this a sex thing?

 

@ComedownMachine are you old enough to remember when Obama was president?

 

What if I was cat fishing you all and I was like 40?

 

Not your turn for questions

 

I don't have a question.

 

@ComedownMachine how old were you when Blink-182 released Dude Ranch?

 

@ComedownMachine can you eat an alive skunk for my entertainment?

 

@ComedownMachine next time we hang out will you call me daddy fo real?

 

@ComedownMachine what's the weirdest thing you jerked off to?

 

Remember when he said I sent him Bee Movie porn the other day?

 

Damn get stung boiiiiii I mean sprung