Welcome to the club, maybe people will spread their vitriol a bit now :) Batman: The Animated Series on all counts
Would you rather: 1) Live in a Mac truck, like those 18 wheelers every single day? No windows or anything, you just commute and live inside of this Mac truck. or 2) Be a goat in a petting zoo. You're a human working as a petting zoo goat from 9:00-5:00 Monday to Friday. You're closed in by a fence and little kids feed you little food pellets and try to ride you and stuff. You get to clock out at 5:00 thought and you get the weekends off and holidays and whatnot.