Daily AMA • Page 423

I don't know how to determine wokeness.

I think that the broadest one is that capitalism is the root cause of everything that is wrong in the world.

edit: this might not count since this is a fact.

 

Missed opportunity to say, “I don’t have an answer.”

 

Last time you took a shit where you thought "I can't believe that came out of me"?

 

@littlejohn Do you still get Crunk?

 

i'm no longer surprised.

I've never been "crunk" also never been drunk.

 

It’s fun.

Ever been sprayed by a skunk?

 

nope.

I've seen a bunch around here though so maybe some day.

 

What was your role in high school?

Who is the Robin Hood to your Little John?

 

Where would you rank beluga whales in comparison to other whales?

Actually just rank all the whales for me

 

Also what would be your preferred method of dying and what would be your preference for an afterlife?

 

hmm.

I was in drumline, played cymbals for 2 years then tenors which was cool. I had a car sophomore year so that was cool and I worked at KFC for a few years. I was a loner for the most part, had a handful of band related friends. I also slept a lot in classes and almost didn't graduate due to skipping classes too much my senior year.

I don't currently have a robin hood. my wife is a reluctant partner when it comes to some of my scams/schemes.

 

Blue
Fin
Sperm
Right
Bowhead
Humpback
Sei
Gray
Bryde's
Minke
Beluga

Whales are cool, I think the coolest thing about whales are their size so I just googled biggest whales.

 

old age.

I guess the ideal heaven thing. I don't believe in it but it sounds amazing.

 

Guess it depends on which version of heaven you were taught. I grew up basically being told heaven was worshiping god all the time which sounds awful haha.

Did you grow up religious? What do you tell your kids about religion?

 

Belugas are wonderful and I'm kinda hurt but blue whale at #1 is excellent so I'll allow it

 

I guess the version I was sold was that it's a place where your family is and you're all just there doing whatever, no worshiping stuff in there. that version sounds like the bad place haha.

I was raised catholic, didn't stick no matter how many pieces of jesus I ate.
We haven't told them anything about it really. I feel like it's unnecessary at this point ages 4,3. at some point we'll have to explain something.

 

I don't know much about whales honestly, I just think about how huge they are and that's the thing that gets me.

beluga is one of the few that I actually have seen or at least heard of before.

 

If you were a boss in a video game what would the music for your boss fight be

 

would be an epic battle. that saxophone kills me.

 

you forgot literally the best whale???? (Orcas)
technically they are dolphins so I'll allow it

 

@littlejohn do you like me

 

I was gonna say this too but held back cuz I figured they could just be considered dolphins

They'd be my #2 if classified as whales though

 

I guess you're alright.

I mean I don't give coupons to just anybody.

I'd like you more if you gave me more movie codes though.