Out of his solo stuff it's "King Push" but out of his Clipse stuff it's "Comedy Central" I'll have to go with my favorite beer listed above! I don't know shit about writers and am not intelligent enough to pick a writer I enjoy more than others, I wish I knew more but it's tough for me Favorite time of day is 8pm because it's when I'm home with Laura and we're both awake and can just relax Favorite basketball player of all time is Steve Nash, even though Dirk is the GOAT Maverick I grew up loving Nash and following his career. Second favorite is Kareem Abdul-Jabaar for his Airplane! appearance I think the Rockets are destined to win it all, because every Houston team but the Texans is going to win because fuck me Favorite clothing brand is Givenchy even though I could never afford anything they make, favorite I could actually wear is probably Adidas Partying is a mindset and you can love to party in an Ian style of partying Brett Favre but ask me in 5 years and it'll probably be Patrick Mahomes I haven't fished in a while but I like fishing 808s is my #2 Kanye album It's not higher because The College Dropout is phenomenal Whatever bread I get I enjoy Fourth favorite deli meat is probably roast beef, idk what even counts, I'm a moron Favorite basketball player right now is either Dennis Smith Jr or Jayson Tatum Andrew Benintendi is my favorite non-Dodger I do not soccer at all Definitely do, Funyuns are always a food I never think about but when I remember they exist I'm like "oh fuck yeah, Funyuns" I don't think so FUCK BEES
Kittens are way too agile to kick so I'd completely miss the kitten, it'd dodge me and give me a disapproving look like "I get it but no, you're an idiot" A sea otter I think i could go about 30 yards line drive, but I'm also terrible at measuring distance so maybe I'd be able to kick it farther than I think
I have very strong legs and very weak anything else and I am also very fragile I'd have the quickest sports injury in history
@Fucking Dustin do you prefer to put your work bag, lunchbox, etc in the front seat of your car when you leave to go to work or in the back seat of your car?
least favorite soda? least favorite food? least favorite animal? least favorite number? least favorite basketball player? (both current and all-time) least favorite type of weather? least favorite place? least favorite band? least favorite movie? least favorite song? least favorite pop star?
Have you ever given soccer a fair shot? As someone who gets down and dirty into tactical aspects of the NFL, I’m curious of your thoughts.
@Fucking Dustin give me ur top 3 - music videos - kinds of cheese - living songwriters - dead songwriters - shades of blue
Good timing for this ama. @Fucking Dustin i was telling a friend of all my failed dating excursions and was wondering how you find the thread that can connect funny anecdotes together and/or craft “funny story” into something much better/bigger/a joke
how old are you? Did you go to college? What do you do for a living? Have you lived in texas your whole life? also @Shrek or whoever, tomorrow is COMIN and I don't think I'll be able to do mine!! must be postponed~
It's a wonderful album and I adore it Now with 90% less MVP consideration I put anything I bring to work in the front seat so I don't forget it, and because the back seat is designated for my children and I don't wanna take up their space even when they're not with me. But I also don't bring a lot to work, most of what I bring to work I can carry on me Least favorite soda is Big Red by a landslide Least favorite food? This one is tough cuz there's not a lot of food I dislike. I'm not really big on green beans, I guess I'll say that Least favorite animal is the cockroach if that counts, if it doesn't then it's the barracuda. They're so ugly and intimidate me and also look smug as fuck Least favorite number is 911 *the people I'm campaigning to applaud* Least favorite basketball player is Joakim Noah or Deandre Jordan, I'm gonna go with the latter. I'm also one of the few people who cannot stand Joel Embiid Least favorite type of weather is when it's like 60 degrees but also raining heavily. I hate cold more than heat but I hate hot rain much more than anything else Least favorite place would be San Antonio because it's associated with a lot of bad times, but in reality as far as location itself goes my least favorite place is uptown Dallas. Trulucks is amazing but that's the only good thing I can say about it Least favorite band is probably 30 Seconds To Mars (hey we've gone full circle!), I never liked them as a band BEFORE we all knew how creepy Jared Leto was and him being disgusting as hell makes it an easy pick for least favorite band Least favorite movie is Trainspotting which is an excellent movie but I fucking cannot stand it, it makes me so sad and so anxious and ugh I can't do it Least favorite song is "Like A G6", I don't even remember who made it but I loathe that song so much Least favorite pop star is probably Chris Brown if he counts, if he doesn't count then I'll go with Aaron Carter (sorry Aaron) The closest I've given soccer a fair shot is by playing FIFA which I had a blast with, but no I haven't given it a fair shot and I probably should, just time restrictions you know how it is I'm basic, I'll go with ice cream, I love me some ice cream Oooh, top 3 music videos: #1 is definitely "Bad Girls" by MIA, that song rules and the video makes it even better and I love that video so damn much #2 is "Stronger" by Kanye because it's basically a shot-for-shot remake of Akira which is one of my favorite movies of all time #3 is "Hi" by Xiu Xiu because it's weird as hell and I love weird as hell Top 3 cheese I'm gonna be terrible at, I'll tell you that my favorite cheese to have on anything is monterey jack and I also love bleu cheese but I'm like the worst at knowing my cheeses Top 3 living songwriters are Yoko Shimomura (composer of Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy XV), Pusha T, and Janelle Monae, I can't order them because it's too painful but all 3 of them I view as iconic and so so so important to me Top 3 dead songwriters are Nujabes, Michael Jackson, and Prince Favorite shade of blue is cerulean, second favorite is prussian blue, and for third I'll go with... navy blue, back to basics. Blue is a wonderful color