Daily AMA • Page 386

Tuna or chicken salad?

 

@oldjersey is low energy

 

@oldjersey
fuck, marry, kill: Dame Judi Dench, Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Helen Mirren

 

@oldjersey is your persona a bit at all?

 

No fuckin way

I'm poopin

Jesus vs Eddie Gurrero. Machete on a pole match. Winner gets to go to South Beach with me.

100 bucks.

 

Fuck yeah. Only in cold cut style though .

Neither. Gross ew. Puke .

Stfu

Idk any of them. I'll fuck em all .

Ummmmmm no. My dynamic on here is pretty much the dynamic I have with people in real life .Which I actually really enjoy. I say stuff just to say it alot. Whether it's .along fun of myself or just to get people to say wtf .I'm v silly irl.

 

@oldjersey
How do I enjoy sports?

 

@oldjersey why are you so easy to hate?

 

@oldjersey would you ever pour ketchup directly on to a pile of fries at a Red Robin?

 

Idk what this means

I stand by my statement

Cause I'm the greatest nd it's hard to be at top .

I have done it before several times .

 

hmm. no.

 

also who wants to throw some money into the "get sexy shrek tatted on @oldjersey 's chest" fund?

 

Put me down for 20

 

I'll take your money and promise I will get it

 

@oldjersey how do you feel about oatmeal?

 

What’s your Venmo?

 

Gross af

 

favorite style of clam chowder

 

Should I spend $70+ on a ham? How about $32 on bacon?

 

one of my favorite movies!! You have good taste. Maybe. The chasing amy is questionable. ;)

 

@oldjersey do you intend on actually answering questions?

 

@oldjersey

you scared?

 

@oldjersey what's your favorite brand of socks?

 

none

Bacon yes .Ham no.

If I get one motherfucking REAL QUESTION. ONE FUCKING REAL ONE.

SEE LIKE THIS DUMB SHIT. NO I AINT SCARED NATE. NEVER SCARED.

POLO