Daily AMA • Page 383

peanut butter is disgusting but like as long as the pop tart isn't the main dessert in any of these scenarios it seems fine. like if you had ice cream and a smores pop tart and then wanted some chocolate syrup or whipped? why not, go with god. if you're making a cheesecake and wanted a pop tart crust? weird, but go for it. buttered Pop tarts?????????

 

you have to let people be who they are. sounds like you don't smoke enough pot

 

that's always a possibility, and I welcome it bc it's an easy problem to fix

 

I put together way weirder shit than that when I'm high

 

No one asked me a question.

 

favorite Street Fighter character?

 

This negates everything else you have to say.

 

I get high and I just want real basic shit. cookies, ice cream, cereal, toasted bagels. but I'm willing to try anything

 

it's the gospel truth I'm sorry

 

I almost stopped reading after that

 

Blanka was who i always chose when I played Street Fighter II on the Sega Genesis.

 

I'm gonna need to start a poll for this because if that's the consensus of this website I'll need to find a new home.

 

peanut butter is the best

 

Man. I knew you didn’t like Reese’s Puffs, but I did not realize this was the root cause. I will have to meditate on this and reconsider our friendship

 

someone made fudge brownies and offered me one and it was a peanut butter fudge brownie and they didn't tell me bc they didn't know I hate peanut butter and I choked that motherfucker down and smiled so I wouldn't hurt their feelings and it is to this day the only definitive proof I have that I'm not a completely garbage person

 

Reese's is actually the root of my hate bc I gorged myself on them one day when I was a kid, back when I loved that shit and now as a result even just the smell makes me wanna vom

 

Damn, that happened to me with Red Vines. Ate like half of one of those big ass buckets and threw up all over the place and now whenever I smell them I just smell the vomit lol

I’ll still eat them tho tbh

 

I'm impressed by your commitment to the character

 

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This is all true

 

I don't think so. I think the tub of butter was just on the table one time so I tried it and nobody stopped me

 

Do you think you’ll have to have a sit down conversation and warn your kids that, to most people, putting American cheese on pie or butter on Pop Tarts isn’t exactly normal? Like, one day your kid will go out into the world and order some apple pie and ask for cheese on it and the world will scoff

 

My wife isn't as disgusted with the Poptarts and butter as she is with the Cheese on Apple Pie.

My son doesn't care he's only 2 1/2 but he does like Poptarts

All of the above are acceptable

Answer the ones at the beginning of mine

 

I'd encourage them and tell then that if the world can't accept them for who they are then we don't want their business!



Yes

 

Assault and buttery

 

Is this like when we were all Time’s Person of the Year or