Daily AMA • Page 382

Would you feel bad if you bought a Chicken, for all the times you've had Popeyes?

 

I would never own chickens

 

Colby what the fuck. you're buttering pop tarts?? w h a t the f u c k

 

I'd it because of this ethical dilemma that you don't wanna deal with?

 

what I'm truly shocked about is that you didn't know that by now

 

I just don't like them. I fucking hate roosters. don't get me started on roosters, Colby

 

I see you haven't gotten to that part of the other threads

 

I feel like we talk about that all the time. Ian, somebody, can you back me up on this, please? G$?

 

I'm scared of the idea itself

 

just seems like instant death y'know

 

You do know about the pie situation, yes?

 

It's a slippery slope for sure.

 

Is it because @Shrek now has a gf that he hasn't answered or asked any questions?

 

who the fuck knows with that one

 

Like seriously y'all don't even understand I used to come home from school with a Poptart and tub of butter and I'd butter every fucking bite, no lie.


Now it's just like a pat on top and I'm good

 

did anyone teach you that? did you think that's just what you did?

 

I knew he had a buttery mistress but like I didn't know he was quite that depraved

yeah and that's wild but I think it's comfortably absurd -- there are quiches that are kind of similar, even -- whereas this is just fucked up. pop tarts aren't meant for this

 

or was it a light bulb moment of bad choices

 

yeah he's fucked up man

 

Lol damn, I think the cheese thing is far worse. I even reviewed it

 

I'll try it one day

 

we're selling an apple, sausage, and cheddar quiche at work rn and I tried it and remember thinking it tasted like a pie I can have at any meal so like the idea of removing the sausage and just apple pie and cheese is fucked but not a leap. I can't conceive of a world where someone butters pop tarts for any reason whatsoever

 

@Colby Searcy how do the wife and kids feel about your eating habits

 

would peanut butter be ok? what about chocolate syrup? what about whipped cream? what about cream cheese? where do we draw the line?

 

no bb i just had to actually work today im hurt too trust me