This is the best answer, I'm sorry, but you won't be boning in anymore. I'd give him a lecture on how he's no longer the leader of polite society then force him to clean it with a toothbrush
Favorite shows: Heroes Parks & Rec Always Sunny Trailer Park Boys Movies: Eternal Sunshine Forgetting Sarah Marshall Empire Strikes Back Spirited Away The Royal Tenenbaums
Check out the parks/forests/lakes we have (Sleeping Bear Dunes is really awesome) go to a Coney Island, check out the breweries (I know you don't drink, but that's a huge thing for MI), go to the Detroit Institute of Arts, Detroit Zoo, Michigan's Adventure if you like rollercoasters. Michigan is a pretty quiet place a lot of the time, if you feel like being adventurous there's plenty of opportunities to do so, but if you want things to be low key and quiet, you can too. We don't want you here anyways
you don't even go here Hmmm. I feel like we'd end up going to a show together so I can see you in your pop punk element. I'd probably ask you a lot of questions about butter and your other quirks. We'd end up playing some video games too for sure
You're an enigma but honestly I don't know, you're a really great person so for whatever the reason you are the way you are, it's a good thing
Top 3 are probably Batman, Deadpool, and Wolverine my favorite Batman villain is the Joker, but he's had some really great ones.