Daily AMA • Page 352

What kinda bush would you be if you were born into a family of shrubbery @Larry David ?

 

I’ll answer this for you. 7.

 

I actually just went to my first Red Wings game last year somehow. I go to Amerks games all the time

I can do about 10

It's not

Give him whichever one is less comfortable.

I have no clue. It's never given me issues
Definitely not
I have no words for how ridiculous that is
Hell no.

 

@awwgereee

 

i'm a rebel who doesn't play by the rules

 

No. I wish I did though so they could vent to me about his dumb fucking rules

Once a day in the morning.

I think given that my face is usually overgrown because I get lazy and/or forget, one that would probably be overgrown and offend @dylan

They'd probably love her. They've loved most if not all of the girls I've brought home no matter how shitty they've been. They're supportive of me

 

Great question.

 

What are you guys up to tonight?

 

Whoa whoa whoaaaa don't let your poor taste effect what they think of MY girlfriend!

 

Haha. I'm not saying anything negative about her. I'm just saying I don't need to know anything about her to know my parents would love her

 

Well she's a bigot and a racist, how 'bout that?

jk she is a literal angel. Sorry Sloane, for saying that.

 

Sadly, nothing. I’m working and he’s going to a concert in L.A. But he has another show in L.A. tomorrow and to save him the extra trip, I’m letting him crash at my place

 

Are you old enough to have ex-girlfriends? I assumed your current one is your first girlfriend
Most of the worst users have already been banned, tbh
No, they're not. I'm not a huge fan. Much better ways eggs can be used.
I'm feeling cautiously optimistic and happy today!

 

Have you taken a poop yet today? How was it?

How are the baby raising tasks separated between you and your wife? Like, do you take turns changing the diapers or whatever or is it just who happens to be there or what.

 

Do you think there should be a Chorus retirement home?

 

Yes, I've been eating healthier recently so pretty intense

Just whoever happens to change him. Doing every other just wouldn't make sense. We split pretty much everything but the breastfeeding for obvious reasons

No because there are some people I wouldn't want to hang with there. An A1 retirement home for sure though!

 

...like what?

 

Also, have you ever tried your wife’s breast milk?

 

wtf

 

I feel like that’s not even that strange a question. It doesn’t have to be sexual, just curious

 

I don't understand the question

Yeah, not like actually drinking it, but when I checked his bottle for temperature I licked the drop off of my finger

 

I didn't read it that way. More fathers I know have than have not tbh

 

@Larry David if i start the Twenty Dollar Taco Bell Challenge will you participate?

 

I will participate too as long as @Dirty Sanchez does as well