Daily AMA • Page 350

@Larry David I don't have a question.

 

Damn, I really thought I'd be the one you were saving some fantastic question for

 

holy shit this should be the new eating challenge

 

I could absolutely eat $20 worth of Taco Bell. Quesidilla, Crunchwrap Supreme, Mexican Pizza, Cheesy Gordita Crunch and a large Baja Blast should get me to $20.

wat. I'm not Republican. I was raised with liberal-leaning parents.

I met her on POF. She's the most beautiful girl I've been lucky enough to lay eyes on

Goo Goo Dolls

 

Sure

 

@Larry David is alt-right confirmed

 

would you rather eat 20 cheesy roll ups or 5 doritos cheesy gordita crunches with steak?

 

5 cheesy Gordita crunches. Cheesy roll-ups are a pointless menu item, outside of feeding toddlers at Taco Bell

 

that's how I feel about their dillas

 

The 'dillas are a vessel to get that Creamy Jalapeno sauce though.

 

meh

 

Shoelaces?

 

...I have shoelaces. What about them?

 

@Larry David look at this graph?

 

Every time I do, it makes me laugh

 

@Shrek Here's @dylan Tinder profile:

Very kind, subpar Missouri born, Texas/Colorado transplant looking for a halfway decent time before we all inevitably die from our slow rotting. I have a certain set of rules that I follow daily. These are not my rules, these are societies rules. Please do not swipe right past midnight (Colorado time) or before 8 AM(Colorado time) While I could turn the notifications off, I shouldn’t have to go out of my way to take a an extra step to conform to people who choose to not follow societies rules. I have a dog named Bear who I love like my own child. I will prefer Bear over you, and pay more attention to them, even though I don’t even like dogs myself. If this is not okay with you, swipe left. Showers are extremely important to me. If you don’t shower twice daily, you’re disgusting and full of germs. Please swipe left. If you are still reading this, it’s very important for you to know that swiping left is unkind, therefore if you know what’s good for you, swipe right.

P.S. Please include a picture of your shrubbery when you match with me, and message me. I will not reach out first, because I’m busy, and probably not that interested in you anyway.

 

it's... beautiful.

 

damnit that's good

 

Where do you get off @Larry David ?

 

Is this a sex thing?

 

Could be!

 

At the Republican National Convention.

 

@Larry David what are your thoughts on 2001? Have you read the book or seen the movie?