Cinnamon Rolls for sure. Unless we're talking Red Velvet Funnel cake. Sorry for answering questions on your day @Larry David What kind of Relish/pickle?
Your first two questions are so insulting that it should come as no surprise to you that YOU are my least favorite child. The rest of them are tied for first. Furthest I've ever gone for a concert is to Cleveland for Alkaline Trio/Saves the Day/Nightmare Of You I'm not sure what defines "cool" but I was generally friendly with everyone who wasn't an asshole jock
There is definitely someone out there who would tolerate you for the rest of their life. I don't see you ever being content with life though, because the world will never follow your stupid fucking rules