He was my mother's budgie, but I looked after him a lot and helped hand train him. He was called Fred. He was excellent. He is dead.
I don't actually. It's something I've considered at times, but I've never known what I wanted. I wanted to know what getting a tattoo felt like, but I had no idea what design I'd want or where, so it's not so far happened. I even went to the tattoo convention in Bristol last year and I just didn't see anything which made me really want to get something done. I'm on to you, Serotonin. Here, stealing my thunder.
@MrCon If you could pull of any con without consequence what would it be? What is your favorite Miyazaki film? Least favorite pizza topping?
I'd trick someone into thinking I'm a worthwhile person to have around. Alternately, I'd trick Amazon into thinking I was from HMRC, convince them to pay over the massive amount of tax they should have paid in the UK and use it to start a company building affordable, sustainable housing here. I would then laugh as I did what the UK government could not and provide housing for the people! I had to google the name, as I didn't recognise him as being the Gibli man! Spirited Away is so lovely, but I quite enjoy how utterly bizarre Porco Rosso is. So, flying pig it is. I'm vegetarian and so I don't think there are many pizza toppings which I really dislike. I guess any sweet fruit? I mean, really, what are you playing at putting fucking peaches on my pizza?
@Larry David if I go crazy then will you still call me Superman? If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?
@Larry David ever made it as a wise man? Could you cut it as a poor man stealing? Also what the hell is on Joey's head?
' Damn it, Ian. How the hell'd we wind up like this? I'll still answer them literally Of course I would Ian. If I was in your presence, yes I would X2 Does doing literal reports count as making it? Doubtful I could probably cut it, yes Pretty, Pretty, Pretty good No No, you're fantastic Patrick Really fun. He sleeps surprisingly well, and it's incredible to have a rainbow baby after all of my wife and I's losses Obviously not I learned three all around the same time, so it's hard to say which one was first. Those three were: Green Day- Brainstew Blink 182- Dammit Goo Goo Dolls- Long Way Down