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GODDAMNIT clameron

 

Without a Paddle version

 

@theagentcoma

 

@theagentcoma why don't I know who you are? How did you get an AMA? What threads do you post in in the general forum?

 

Why is @dylan so against other forums plz tell

 

How often do you play in the woods @theagentcoma ?

 

Is this a sex thing?

 

I immediately regret this decision

 

I would say when I dressed up as Eleven from Stranger Things for Halloween a few years ago, complete with pink dress, high socks, blood dripping from the nose, and a box of Eggos. I'm a bearded man. I would say that, but I enjoyed the hell out of it.

Probably anytime I wear my Bengals jersey in public, that's when I'm most embarrassed.

No but my first job was at a Cold Stone. I left after 3 weeks. Not the shortest length of time I've held a job, by a long shot.

I want to say something about a Pokemon fight between a Snorlax and Psyduck but I don't have time to explain

This morning my wife spooned my dog and I spooned her so I'd have to go with that one

Probably the world-building aspect. I can appreciate a well explained world rich with its own histories, cultures, religions, etc. It's always an interesting thing to look at, especially when you see hints of our world in a fictional world. It's why I'm so in love with the Malazan and Song of Ice and Fire worlds.

 

lol stranger things was out for a couple years? I had no idea. My roommate did that same thing this year. Even buzzed off all his long hair.

 

I'm a ham man myself. This is always overlooked on Thanksgiving, and I'm still mad about it.

I'm basically a nobody. You can find me posting in the Metal Thread, NFL Thread, Chorus Music Club Society Thread, and the Malazan Book Club Thread, along with a smattering of random Music/Entertainment threads.

I'm a real estate appraiser and part of my job involves driving all over the goddamned county taking pictures of comps. I have the weakest bladder in the world so I'll often have to pee like 12 minutes into the 4 hour (or longer) process. Lately I've been driving to a bunch of rural areas with plentiful woodsy areas and I'll be actively looking for a place to pull over so I can go into the woods and pee. I have almost been caught before, it's a wonderful feeling. I did that 3 days ago.

Everything is a sex thing

 

Wow, that was very thorough. I appreciate that!

 

@theagentcoma speaking of Thanksgiving, ever have buttered noodles as a side dish?

 

Whos your celebrity look alike?

 

Top five Evanescence songs?

 

@theagentcoma i don’t have a question.

 

I have not, but that sounds amazing!

I have unfortunately been told that I look like Ashton Kutcher and Bam Margera. The people that made these comparisons are no longer in my life.

1. All Around Me
2. I'm So Sick
3. Fully Alive
4. Set Me on Fire
5. Marionette

reported

 

Nothing like Flyleaf showing up in Evanescence top 5

 

@theagentcoma do you love the CMCS and would you recommend people to join us?


If so tell everyone why and post a link :)

 

@theagentcoma

You married? Got kids?

Would you disappear from your family without warning and go no contact for an entire year of it meant you’d come back with ten million dollars?

For all they’d know, you’d be dead. You might even risk your partner moving on without you. But damn, $10m tho. You could take care of your family until the end of your days if you did it right

 

@theagentcoma what kinda donut do you usually go for?

 

I do!! I migrated over with a few other regulars from the Metal Thread and I've had a ton of fun so far. I listened to my very first Blink-182 album due to your rec in that thread, and I'm a nearly 30 year old male. That alone was worth joining. It may very well be the most wholesome thread on this whole site!

Come join people! The Chorus Music Club Society

I have been happily married since November 14th of 2014. My wife and I danced to "For The Dancing And The Dreaming" from How To Train Your Dragon 2 for our first dance. And then I cried all over my mom as we danced to "You'll Be In My Heart" from the Tarzan movie.

I do not have kids. I got a dog so that I wouldn't have to get a kid. My instagram is like 60% stories and pics of him, it's in my profile if you wanna go look lol

I don't think I could ghost my wife for a year for the money. I have about $88,000 of student loan debt and not having to worry about that would literally change my mental state overnight, though. That wouldn't matter if she were to move on, but I don't think she would honestly. Who can tell?

I'm a simple maple bar guy. None of those weird fillings or novelty donuts with fruit loops or whatever. However I'm pre-diabetic so I try not to eat donuts if I can help it, though they have been known to just roll into my mouth from time to time.

 

Where do donuts roll into your mouth?

 

You should listen to the man of the day and join us my friend :)

 

I can't commit to that my man. Don't wanna abandon people or upset anyone