Daily AMA • Page 330

Literally just last night as we were leaving Eric said “yeah I think I’m gonna go to McDonald’s on my way home”

 

@thenewmatthewperry I don't have a question.

 

@thenewmatthewperry have you listened to the menzingers yet?

 

chicken or tuna salad

 

is that a question of preference or are you offering either option to choose from?

 

both

 

I'm going to listen to After the Party today at work!

Tuna Salad, I can't stand chicken salad.

 

would a perfect world have turkeys?

 

Yes and less chickens.

 

Bold and fair. I like it.

 

No. Just bold.

 

@thenewmatthewperry when @Mr. Serotonin visits denver, will you punch him in the arm for me?

 

What did he do to you?

 

exist

 

Why is Ken obsessed with turkeys?!

 

@dylan is intimidated by my existence for some reason.

 

He was born with his uvula on the outside.

 

fuck u

 

Why does @Dirty Sanchez pretend to be a hacker?

 

Raised as a turkey until he was 6

 

Will @Mr. Serotonin ever figure out where to eat good wings?

 

Has he never broken your quote function before?

 

He can't.

 

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