Daily AMA • Page 329

Parking...the bane of my existence

 

I was not consulted about this finale after you've allowed me to be apart of this show but I will consent to any episode that involves a waterbed because I had a waterbed as a kid and it was fucking awesome.

 

They make great bar seats. Was it awesome cause you were a kid or was it just awesome? Cause it seems like a terrible way to sleep haha

 

if it were practical i would have a waterbed right now. But, I also love the softest mattress i can get so that's part of it.

 

Ahh. I need a firm one cause my back is so fucked

 

I have the same problem and I found soft mattress to be the best for me.

 

My day is over, but this also doubles as one of my favorite songs of all time. I play it at every party and at every bar if there is a jukebox. It was basically the theme song to my going away party last year and that was one of the best nights of my life.

 

@thenewmatthewperry of chorus users, please determine:

thenewjenniferaniston
thenewdavidschwimmer
thenewmattleblanc
thenewcourteneycox
thenewlisakudrow

 

@thenewmatthewperry

 

@thenewmatthewperry why don’t people use umbrellas for snow storms? where do we draw this line?

 

@thenewmatthewperry are you actually going to hang with Dylan or do you just feel obliged since he's in your city to humor him?

Edit never mind just saw the picture, so did you feel forced to hang with him?

 

thenewmattleblanc (silver fox mode)
thenewlisakudrow
thenewdavidschwimmer
thenewcourtneycox
thenewjenniferaniston

I use to not be a hugger until recently within the past couple of years. Public displays of affections seemed creepy to me. Not sure where I got that idea from it why it changed. I use actively avoid hugs though. @dylan shook my hand

Snow can travel horizontal enough that umbrellas are useless, but if it’s a light snow I don’t see a problem.

Nah @dylan and I seemed to have a similar misgivings about our upbringing and it was even more interesting to see we both had the same career goals. It’s neat how a site like this brings such similar people together

 

no no no i need you to assign the titles to users.

for example we all know @dylan is thenewwhoevertheguywasthatplayedgunther

 

favorite philosopher?

 

I never watched Friends though...

 

AMA cancelled

 

Hegel! Dude was brilliant and more liberating than Marx imo. Managed to restore my faith in humanity.

 

Folks wouldn’t let me watch Seinfeld, Friends, The Simpsons and many other classic American sitcoms growing up. I was a square and couldn’t understand sarcasm or humor until much later than I should’ve as a result.

 

@thenewmatthewperry have you since checked out Seinfeld or The Simpsons? if not, you should. they are two of the best shows of all time

you can skip Friends tho

 

I haven’t but @dolan convinced me to start watching Seinfield. Actually I’ve seen a couple episodes of The Simpsons but only the new stuff people say is bad.

 

I can answer this on Sunday if you ask me

 

i'm sorry Ian, it does not pertain to seminal 90's adult-alternative rock group 311 and is therefore off the table.

 

@thenewmatthewperry How many times have you returned to the McTrump meal?

 

I’ve eaten at McDonald’s more frequently than ever since.

 

This answer is incredible