Daily AMA • Page 327

Those are also nice. 90% of good business is a good pun for the name.

 

i'm sure i read about a blowjob cafe in japan

 

i thought this was cute

 

PSA: Don't google blowjob cafes at work, as your boss will choose that exact moment to come over

 

Would a perfect world have turkeys?

 

Impossible but

1. Hmm throughout my entire college experience or just this semester? So far, in college as a whole, I had this class that focused on American literature from the 1800's onward. I shared this class with a lot of students that were in my previous English class and it was a small, tight knit group, so that was awesome. This semester? Ugh. They all suck lol. I guess Film and Novel in Society??

2. New Orleans: Can't explain it. I went there in a dream once and it was amazing. Netherlands: To get in touch with my Dutch roots. Germany: The history, the architecture, the beer.

3. Fuck. Excellent question. A very hard one to answer though. I don't believe in a god, but potatoes are the closest I'll ever get to proof of one. I'll say this, Califorinia Burritos are a top three method of consuming potatoes. Standard fries and mashed potatoes are also excellent. The only bad way of ingesting a potato is via potato salad, and that's not the potato's fault.

4. God. I haven't read anything in a long while. I think the last book I read was Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? It goes into much deeper and more pertinent themes than either of the Blade Runner films, and I love both. I have this book called Hyperion that I really want to read but I don't know when I will. My issue is that, despite the fact that I enjoy reading, I fall asleep every single time.

5. Hmm. Well, we'd go camping every summer with all of my cousins back when they didn't suck and I was just thinking about this the other day and how I wish I had known the final camping trip was the last one, if that makes sense. Like, it just ended cause we all grew up, there was never any sort of finality, and something about that fills me with melancholy. But yeah, that was a lot of fun. Fishing, making smores, sleeping outside. Good times.

Too late. These exist in Japan

 

I have to bike to school now. Will be AFK

 

Was waiting for this. Absolutely not. Fuck turkeys. Worthless cretans. Even a good world wouldn't have turkeys, but we do not live in a good world.

 

Not completely related, but I used to go to this bar in SF called Krazy Kar and the bar consists of like cut open VW busses and waterbeds for seats, if that makes sense, and on the TV's they play vintage porn and cartoons

 

That's fuckin' tight.

 

Yeah. It's where we'll have our reality show finale

 

Hahah sounds choice.

 

why is "choice" italicized. Not sure I follow the inflection

 

I don't know it's just somethin' new i'm tryin' out.

 

I like it. It’s like this guy on Reddit called Comma Horror that places commas in inappropriate, places lol.

 

I eat grade A organic beef. I’m not gonna eat that trash @littlejohn gives to his dog

Sometimes I think people make jokes that are too easy and, therefore, not funny. That can get old. Though, when I made this account it wasn’t intended to really be a dog RP save for a joke here or there, but people really ran with it lol

 

Hol,y fuck that, is annoying

 

wat

 

@Dog with a Blog

How long do you think it will take for me to beat Dan in a pillow fight?

 

A quarter till never fucking ever

 

@Dog with a Blog

Why is Dan so afraid of facing me in kombat? Do you think he is just delaying the inevitable?

 

are you going to austrian soup flex him?

 

I'm gonna put your dog in his pants and hit him with the sweet chin music.

 

happy bday