Daily AMA • Page 323

If I am, it's a fucking nightmare.

 

They are the greatest. I honestly have a problem and should probably be sending other people to the pet store so I don't impulse buy any more. hahaha

 

seriously once i buy another gerbil and introduce the two successfully and move them to a bigger cage im considering getting a single hamster for the current cage i have my gerbil in haha

 

Are you aiming to be a cat lady, but with Gerbils?

... and balls...

 

My hamster is such a dweeb. They're really, painfully stupid creatures (in the best way)... Be prepared to feel inferior if you get a male though. He'll have bigger balls than you.

Actually, I'm a rodent daddy. I will have all the rodents one day. Currently, 2 gerbils, 1 hamster, and 1 rabbit.

 

oh i know i had rats when i was little those things were huge. even little gerbo's got a pair on him, hes matured a lot since i bought him lol they were tiny two months ago

 

Do cucumbers taste better pickled?

 

Oh yeah, my gerbils got little balls. Hamster, you have no choice but to fondle the shit outta them every time you pick him up, though. haha

If we're talking about dicks, yes, If this isn't a euphemism... It depends. Plain, yes. With a sauce dressing, no.

 

Did you know that a rabbit is not a rodent?

 

i cant believe they still let me post on this website

 

They're from the order Lagomorpha, with Pikas. But, they're close enough on the evolutionary tree that I find it's generally easiest to just call him a rodent when talking to people.

 

I'd have no reason to go on this site if not for your bullshit. Keep it up.

 

Any are good! I can jus slide into whenever the next free day is

 

awesome! you have 3/21.

quoting @Fucking Dustin for visibility

 

burrito or taco

 

I can confirm that you are visible

 

Taco. But only because I cannot eat beans. My mental health causes me to have stomach problems, so I’ve been put on a really restrictive diet to help me stay relatively okay. Essentially, I can’t have certain carbohydrates or I feel sick. I can’t have gluten, beans, apples, or high fructose corn syrup (just to name a few).

 

Pancakes or waffles?

 

Pancakes. Without question.

 

That pisses me right off.

 

I knew you were smart.

 

Actually, I’m a super genius sex god.