Daily AMA • Page 283

Assuming the rules didn't have any sleep germs

 

I am a puppet master

 

all the time

 

See, he's just pulling our strings with his bullshit ^

 

No I usually wear pants too

 

I know right. So what if someone doesn’t want to wear a belt? These people are tyrants. I’m glad there’s more understanding posters on this site like you and me, Joe.

 

It's constricting yet freeing at the same time. Kinda like time itself.

 

I need to grab my popcorn for @Joe4th response

 

Wtf is this hippy dippy shit. Delete this

 

Free your mind.

 

too much Dyldo talk. It's not his day

 

@Mr. Serotonin right now

 

Ask some more questions bud

 

^That's just the dude from @Dog with a Blog 's community comedy college who he says reminds him of me.

 

pretty close tbh

 

How would @Kingjohn_654 do at that college @Dog with a Blog ?

 

Poorly, I'd imagine. He'd try to hijack my comedy class which would most definitely be embarrassing

 

What kinda bird would you be @Larry David ?

 

The Apple Joke: It's All In The Delivery 101

 

Bald Eagle, because I'm patriotic as fuck

 

@Larry @David-


Got any words that are consistently hard for you to spell? Ever spell a word so wrong that autocorrect is at a loss?

I have trouble spelling necessary and exercise

 

@Larry David what's the worst crime you ever committed?

 

What's the plural form of Platypus @Larry David ? I think I know, but don't wanna say for sure...

 

Honestly I'm usually a very good speller! It was always a high point for me in school. For me I struggle more with effect/affect

I haven't really done a lot of things that are illegal tbh. The only things that come to mind that I feel are fairly common are:

Doing drugs
Underage drinking
Public intoxication
Sex in a public place

I guess whatever people would consider the worst of the ones listed above!

 

has @dylan atoned for his lack of fashion insight yet? I blacked out after the pen15 talk