Daily AMA • Page 258

100%. in like kindergarten i definitely ate grass a few times.

i had a seesaw seahorse thing in my backyard as a child that i named Phillipe because i was obsessed w beauty and the beast and i would pretend we were outrunning wolves for hours.

 

man i used to love those animals on a spring

fuck seesaws. my brother and my dad are dicks lol

 

thank you all very much :) this was a very fun day for me!!

 

@ComedownMachine did you drop the ball today?

 

How many slices of pizza can you eat in one sitting?

Do you sleep in socks?

 

Lol

 

Depending on how hungry I am and how much I want to hate myself 2-4.

Only if it’s negative degrees out. Usually no though bc it feels wrong.

 

Teach me how to eat that little

 

Does free for all mean questions are open for the general populace to answer, or that anyone can all a question of a specific person

 

i think either. i think you can ask ppl questions but anyone can answer any question asked.

 

Why would somebody tell Steve from Smash Mouth the world is gonna roll him? Also was him not being the sharpest tool in the shed self actualization or did the same person call him that?

 

I think it was his mother trying to get him prepared for the real world as life is not easy for a stupid person. But then he became a ~rock star~ and sure showed her

 

Art is SUBJECTIVE.

 

don't try to make sense of the 90s as a musical decade

 

No

 

@oldjersey you marry that woman yet?!

 

Have not yet. Still might.

 

Do it

 

Which one
Frat boyfriend,cum to Brazil,or stand-up

 

Damn, I just know if the Brazilian one!!

 

Dont forget Neuro girl

 

Thought that said necro lol

 

DJ Khaled voice
Another one?

 

Another delusional love fantasy. Yes

 

Will Jennifer Anniston ever find true love?