Daily AMA • Page 257

@kaylasananjou

I understand love will find me, but what are some things I can do to make it easier on love in the finding me department?

 

i made out with my boss in a bar and now we live together, i am probably entirely the wrong person to ask this- every choice i made in regards to dating Ben should have ended in TOTAL disaster.

maybe the answer is to always date your boss.

 

Well I definitely don't want to do that.

But I'll try being better at making bad choices I guess?

 

Wow that advice would've never worked for me. Not because of any moral issues or anythin' but just...yikes

 

i am frowning very hard at the thought of making out with any of my bosses

 

I've never had an attractive boss. Attractive teachers though...

 

for the record, ben is no LONGER my boss, he works on a news team and i am a manager on a different team. so it was only ethically questionable for...a while.

 

@kaylasananjou if you could have one animal of your choice to be your loyal steed, what would it be? Anything is possible, so if you wanted an ant or a chinchilla, it would be made big enough for you to ride.

 

yes and yes

 

okay so here's the thing you know how every grade school has the Horse Girl...?

I am the horse girl.

Andalusian Horses: Everything You Need to Know About the Breed

I specifically want this type of horse as my steed.

But if horse is too boring I would also love to have my cat Alex blown up to horse size.

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a horse-sized chinchilla, that'd be pretty cool

 

did the phrase "play secretary you're the boss tonight" ever come up

 

Oh no... now I have dirty questions involving the word Boss and an overemphasized use of it.

Damn porn fantasies.

I'm sorry everybody.

 

Dammit Ian stop reading my mind.

 

Well dating your boss named Ben worked in Parks and Rec...

 

My coworker just said to my manager "lick it, I'm gonna take a picture" in regards to some jam she brought to the office for everyone from vacation.

Omgggg what is happening?

 

sounds like your coworker is takin' @kaylasananjou 's advice.

 

he jokes all the time that i dated him specifically to live as closely to parks and rec as possible.

and NO to everyone, it was not weird or porn-y, we are boring. the way our team was structured at the time was SUPER informal, it was just 4 of us working at night and the rest of our team was in India so we were all close. One of the other girls on our team, Mady, is his childhood best friend.

 

@kaylasananjou

When you were a kid did you ever gallop around your house like a horse? My sister would do that all the time

 

I used to pretend the merry-go-round bars were zebras and wildabeasts and i was a cheetah and i'd spin the fuck out of it, pick my prey and fuckin' chase it down and kill it.

 

Brave puppy

 

I used to pretend I was Aladar from the movie Dinosaur and I’d run around my house on all fours as if I was getting chased by a stampede

 

I was homeschooled for a couple years