if it's before 9 and she tries to initiate i reject her, if she objects i kick her out. if it's after 9am we shower and then do the deed. it's not that hard!
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@iCarly Rae Jepsen you're in a grocery store. you're in a rush to bring a snack to a persons party and you're running late. you bolt down the chip aisle and immediately get stopped due to a traffic jam. on the right side of the aisle is a little old lady with a framed picture of her now deceased husband sitting in the child's seat of the shopping cart. she brings it with her everywhere she goes. they were married for 53 years and they never spent a day apart. she's feeble. maybe 5'2" and 94 pounds. her hair is thinning and you can tell by the clothes she's wearing she has a moth problem in her senior living facility apartment and doesn't get out very much. on the left side of the aisle is a worn and weary store manager and what appears to be a rather new employee. you can see by the loose knot in the tie he is wearing that he had a fight with his wife again this morning before leaving for work. his kid broke his juice glass at the breakfast counter and you can tell by the yellowed stain around the right leg cuff that the orange juice got on him as well and he changed clothes at the last minute, rushing to get to work on time. The new employee looks to be either a senior in high school or a freshman in college at the local community college three blocks over. she looks like she's living at home, with her single mom, who got her this job at the grocery store because her mother is a cashier here. at least part of this young woman's income is going to keep the heat on in her and her mother's one bedroom apartment. Time is running out. You have to get down the aisle and get your bag of Sun Chips original flavor chips. Which do you do?: kill the widowed woman and run down the right side of the aisle, but you then become cursed and have to keep the framed picture of her dead husband with at all times for the rest of your life kill the manager and young employee and run down the right side of the aisle, but you have to marry the young woman's mother and raise the manager's child turn sideways and try and scoot and squeeze between the two, BUT your crotch and your butt have to touch both people on either side of the aisle, and you have to make eye contact the entire time
What about option 4 where you turn around and walk down another aisle and come back from the other side?
i want to see the grocery stores dylan goes to that don't have room to easily get around that situation in the aisle.