Daily AMA • Page 236

I'd never! Just various birds of prey, gentle rains, a strong breeze...any of those sorta things could kill 'em.

 

100%

 

i'd give it a shot, sure

 

Okay, he's easily distracted and is more concerned with getting food/attention than walking with me, but we'll see how it goes

 

What are they gonna say, "Uhhh sir, I don't think you're blind."?

LAWSUIT!

 

"Let me demonstrate how blind I actually am"

**Runs directly into a wall, now blind and concussed.

 

do you have a trenchcoat?

 

good idea.

Ken, put the dog on your shoulders and have them think you are just a tall dog-man

 

@tucah have you ever lied about your identity?

 

okay the ideas are coming almost too fast now! I have a trench coat! I'll make him wear sunglasses, so he'll be a tall, blind dog-man.

 

live look at @Ken

 

I guess he's drinking my hurricane now too damn it

 

"Hi, I am a blind dog person"

 

fucking lmao

 

You're drinkin' hurricanes at this hour? NICE!

 

yeah, this plan is backfiring

 

help @tucah

 

Uh, sir, why are you feeding your stomach???

 

I think you've gotta be blind with a dog, or a visually capable dog-man. you can't be both

 

pretty sure the answer is no. does lying about my birthday in my younger days when i went to sites that, uh, required you to be over 18 count?

okay, you're mcgruff the crime dog now so you just have to yell "there's a crime over there!" or something as people look away and you shovel food and drink into your trenchcoat-concealed face.

 

brilliant

 

What if you're a superhero dog that sniffs out crime while wearing a trench coat?

 

and drinks hurricanes on the reg

 

@tucah what is your favorite David Cronenberg film?

 

I heard George Bush created Hurricanes