Daily AMA • Page 231

You thinkin' you'd push your dick back into yourself? That could work, kind of...I don't know enough about the human anatomy to dispute it.

 

ya ever had one o your balls like disappear back into where they dropped from for like a second and then you freak out but everything ends up being ok in the end?

 

@ComedownMachine Which band would you want to come back the most: MCR or MCS?

 

Oh yeah man, almost every day. Always the left one too, that crafty fucker.

 

haha, everyday!? This is like a once every few months thing for me. What sort of life are you living? Actually, don't answer that, you're living the Whataburger life

 

Yeah, my theory is that my b**** are just constantly runnin' on empty and they float up inside of me past my d***. Like, they're extra buoyant or somethin' because my body can't produce enough c** to keep weigh them down.

EDIT: Oh you said don't answer. My bad.

 

Buoyancy on applies when water is part of the conversation. Are y'all f*****' in the pool?

 

The human body is upwards of 60% water. Also, not yet.

 

yeah but...that's not...how buoyancy...

Whatever, you're the Rocket Surgeon here, I'll have to take your word for it

 

Listen, we can talk D&B&B all day, but this isn't the thread for that

 

@ComedownMachine what 5 songs do you wish you wrote?

favourite song to play on guitar? favourite song to sing?

what do you think of the winter olympics? more importantly, is Steven Bradbury a fucking legend for winning his gold medal back in 2002?

not a question but I'm offended you forgot me

 

What do you think about petitioning for me to compete in every olympic event for reference @ComedownMachine ?

 

Like where your head is at.

 

"Steven John Bradbury (born 14 October 1973) is an Australian former short track speed skater and four-time Olympian. He is best known for winning the 1,000 m event at the 2002 Winter Olympics after all of his opponents were involved in a last corner pile-up."

 

I just say that when you hit 31, you'll understand

 

I always say that I'm 38 so people are like "Damnnn, you look great for your age".

 

are you and your girlfriend doing anything for Valentine's Day, @ComedownMachine?

 

god bless you Jacob

 

when are we all arranging that chorus la hangout

comedown is setting it up

 

I could probably do April since March I'm going to the bay to visit the girl I like.

 

Where in the Bay?

 

Concord dog.

 

do ittttt

 

You think your uncle got laid a lot in college @ComedownMachine ?

 

@ComedownMachine idk what has been asked so someone else might have already asked the hard hitting questions. But the other day i was on an escalator and waited for a few steps to go by so I wasn't too close to the person ahead of me, which begs the question: how many steps should one leave between them and the person ahead of them on the escalator? I prefer three at least. What about you?