Daily AMA • Page 229

You get it.

 

@ComedownMachine if I had a girlfriend what would be the best and worst part of having me as a boyfriend?

 

Oh i know the answer to that one!

 

I’m gonna go ahead and answer this.

Best: always kind, mild tempered, patient, and understanding

Worst: always kind, mild tempered, patient, and understanding

 

Michael got it,were you going to say the same thing jacob?

 

How would you compare the three main sexual acts to dining courses? @ComedownMachine

 

I see. We’ll save this answer for when we hang out irl

 

The only reason it never worked out is because he didn't workout enough?!

 

Yes. I was going to say the correct answer.

 

Don't call me nice, I'm mean and I'm evil?!

 

Your door is always open?? You're making @dogwithablog coffee?!

 

Oh, you kids. HJ, mouth HJ, and se* (With or without a C)

 

You've got one thing left to try?










Is that eating ***?!

 

1. H*******

2. Mouth h*******

3. S**

 

"Build it up in your head". NICE!

 

@ComedownMachine does your girlfriend have a catch phrase for when she cums?

 

What have you tried outside of typical mass produced beers? What kind of flavors do you like in food/snacks/other beverages?

 

“BOOM! There’s the flavour!”

 

Should I have 1 bottle of wine or closer to 2 tonight @ComedownMachine ?

 

What if I’m going to be drinking the wine, within the perimeters of my home?

 

How many fights have you been in? Recount each in vivid detail. @ComedownMachine

If the answer is none, how many fights has your dad been in? Take a guess as to how each one went.

 

Did you have a MySpace? Did you ever chat on AIM?

 

Wow. Was this you or your dad?

 

I pictured you as the creepy dude from Superbad saying this when he takes them to that fuckin’ weird party