Daily AMA • Page 223

@CoffeeEyes17 How much do I need to Venmo you to change your username to @daddy

 

i grow more asexual by the day

 

i had this in my comment box idk why and needed to post it lol

 

idk im kinda broke so probably wont be getting one anytime soon. get one with vinyl for sure.

if u look like Danny Phantom slide into my DMs

soup, its the right balance of liquid and solids. Chowders are too watery and stew is too thicc

well *looks up most expensive TWY bundle* uhh about 60 bucks would do

 

$63, Ken. don’t short yourself the overhead.

 

I have an old roommate who looks just like Danny Phantom. And by old roommate, i just mean he used to be my roommate but isn't now. He hasn't aged a ton since then.

 

Wtf Cam I'm going to go broke buying usernames

 

I don't have a player for vinyls

 

@CoffeeEyes17

Who is the most Daddy?

A. @ChaseTx
B. @dadbolt
C. @Fucking Dustin
D. @Colby Searcy

 

This is by yards the hardest question

Gonna go with Dustin tho

 

NICE I WIN YALL

 

Anyway here is my question:

What is the smallest thing that can occur in your day to make you think about how good your life is?

 

I was @'d several times in here today but I don't have the patience to go back and read them. I'm just going to assume @CoffeeEyes17 talked about how wonderful I was.


Ken: if you were a mod, what user would you suspend first? If you were president, what would your first executive order be?

 

Bro, how do you keep your face skin clean?

 

depends on how quick my meds kick in. generally if i remembered to put a cold water/soda in the fridge the night before, it makes my day when i wake up and have a cold drink ready to go.

user i would suspend first would be @CoffeeEyes17 and my first executive order as president would be to step down as president. i dont like having power.

usually if the person whos ass im eating has a good moisturizer i just use that.

 

@CoffeeEyes17 chorus has a talent show and you decide to enter. what do you perform for the judges?

 

demonstrate how i can make my nipples wink

 

@CoffeeEyes17 alliance or horde in battle for Azeroth? and which allied race?

 

@CoffeeEyes17 after a hard day at work shit posting on chorus, we all decide to go out and go to a karaoke bar. what song do you choose to sing?

 

@CoffeeEyes17 favorite Cap'n Jazz song?

 

horde, sticking with my orc shaman. idk if ill do any of the allied races. maybe zandalari trolls

Round Here by Counting Crows

Little League

 

Daddy I'll be maining my undead rogue as always

I might go highmoutain when I wanna reroll a shaman. Fuck the nightborne tho. Hope it doesn't take awhile for zandalari trolls to get added

 

@CoffeeEyes17 after you get done singing Round Here, you get a standing ovation. You go back to your table with all of us and all of the sudden Jason Tate approaches us and compliments you on singing. He says he's starting a record label for Chorus and wants to put together a band with you as the lead singer. You can only choose other chorus members to round out the rest of the band. Who do you choose and what instruments do you put them on?

 

@CoffeeEyes17 when are you gonna make an EP so I can mix it huh

 

what the fuck ken im not a dad