that actually sounds good although one thing that makes me sick to my stomach is wet bread. gross. frog legs probably. ive gone gigging when i was younger, its really not fun. frogs make horrible screeching sounds when you kill them, which i cant blame them id probably scream too if someone stabbed me with a giant spear. frog legs arent too bad fried. squirrel is also decent but its super chewy. also i think eating crabs is weird but only because crabs are terrifying looking. im scared shitless of the ocean or any large bodies of water and the fact that there are underwater spiders with giant claws and armor is way too extra. theres also a part of a crab that can kill you if you eat it, i think its the "liver" of it or w/e, so thats pretty wild.
absolutely wrong this thread has made my morning and im laughing myself silly at some of yalls questions hey dan whats the haps hows your day going
@CoffeeEyes17 alright, now that I know how to talk to the ladies (and eat ass)... What is the coffee guide to looking hot af for the first date?
@Shrek Can I do a second one on the date of our favorite ass whoopin' redneck 3/16 please gimme a hell yeah
@CoffeeEyes17 what are your thoughts on Ice milk? Are hotdogs considered sandwiches? If not, should they be? Why or why not?
shower about 2 hours before, that way your hair isnt wet but it still looks like you make the effort to be clean and it just helps make a good impression. trim your finger nails and facial hair, coordinate your clothes as best as possible, and smelling nice goes a long way. just be comfortable with your style whatever it may be. ice milk is rad. hotdogs are for sure a sandwich. i have not