Daily AMA • Page 220

well, some people dont have the heart to put a cow out of its misery when they get sick/injured/produce sour milk and arent useful. for me its far more humane to just put them down than to force them to starve to death. i have no idea how this was discovered but my grandad did it a couple times. it always bummed him out.

 

@CoffeeEyes17 i like you. We see eye to eye on the most important subject known to man (or dog) kind. So, at what age did you realize you loved eating a**? And how receptive was your partner the first time you did it?

 

The gobbler is a turkey sub from wawa.

I think what you mean, is that really weird red thing on their necks?

 

awww james i like u too

well im sure like most people id seen and heard it joked about online and irl. i was in community college when i first tried it. i was sitting in the cafeteria with my girlfriend at the time and a bunch of our friends, just talking and joking and complaining. one of them brought up ass eating and, since myself and Amanda were the only couple there, asked if we'd ever done it. me, trying as always to be "the funny one", said yep and that it was rad and Amanda just laughed and agreed. later back at her apartment we were getting ready to...."read The Bible together" if u catch my drift and she said "so, lets make an honest man out of ya" and then asked me if i wanted to try ass eating. this may be a bit crude but Amanda had a large posterior, obviously i was attracted to her for many reasons but i wont lie the booty game was strong, so i was game. it became a semi-regular part of our sexual lfe. after you date someone for over a year you just kinda get comfortable with them i guess

 

this is the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard

 

I don't catch your drift, can you explain it?

 

we fucked each others brains out, then cuddled and watched Forensic Files because that was her favorite show

 

@CoffeeEyes17 Are you going to the 40th Anniversary Cure show?

 

Weird way to read the Bible but you do you bud. It's your day!

 

It’s ok @CoffeeEyes17, I’ve had my own Bible adventures as well

 

oh god i wish, unfortunately i doubt ill get the money to go see it.

colby pls

 

@CoffeeEyes17 what do you think about American Cheese on Apple Pie and Butter on Poptarts?

 

what the fuck

i used to dip french fries in butter so i guess i cant talk. butter on poptarts is probably good

 

im sorry im kind of a boring answerer i hope im not disappointing i love you all

 

top five "rope shoots"?

 

@CoffeeEyes17 What are your favorites of the new post-punk revival wave thing going on recently?

 

this will open the flood gates to kinkshaming but i know what i signed up for. honestly you can just refer to my top 5 daddy list

 

how many premium months of PHub have you paid for

 

You need Jesus. Go "Read your Bible"

 

How many premium months of PHub have you not paid for?

 

hmmm. well The 1975 is a pretty obvious one. Arctic Monkeys if they count. Bloc Party is a real good one.

oh The Vestals also, i was really hoping this band would do more than they have but idk if theyre defunct or what

 

@CoffeeEyes17 what about cake in a bowl with milk poured over it?

 

Fucking L M A O

 

@CoffeeEyes17 what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten that isn't a part of the body

 

as much as i joke honestly 0. dont really see a point to it. although i gotta say i hate that you have to "friend" people to view their private videos because like this isnt facebook im just trying to shoot a lasso before going to run errands im not here to make friends.

at least 6.