Daily AMA • Page 215

Siri please block Cody for disrespecting penguins

 

@angrycandy there's something Colby isn't telling us. kids don't just shit wherever, whenever (i don't think; not a parent)

@Kingjohn_654 knows more than they're letting on. we've been DMing about you and....yeah idk you should just message them yourself

 

wut

 

Only bath time. He's only 2 so no potty training yet, only diaper time.

 

I don't understand what you're saying. Who are you and why am I tagged in this?

 

no fucking way, did i just get a friggin fast one pulled on me

 

i am a SERVER TO MAKE ENDS MEET sir. i said good day

 

Well this got interesting

 

@Cody have you ever done this to prepare for a big day at work

 

Quit stonewalling this investigation. I have no idea who you are.

 

@Cody why can't I view your profile? what's so special about you? what are you trying to hide?

 

bc there's nothing original on it, nothing's special, hiding nothing. i listen to story of the year and bracket shit just like all of you. why can't i have a MOLECULE of privacy?

 

I don't do those things, Cody

 

I do and you weren't there so now I know you're lying

 

hey everybody we're talking about rampart

 

I am saddened by the penguin negativity.

 

@Cody what is the best Pavement song not named Grounded?

what's scarier: clowns or people who modify their bodies to look like demons?

would you rather eat a thousand nasty ass toe nails or have everyone you know watch you suffer through the most painful bout of diarrhea of your entire life?

 

What was the most challenging role you’ve ever taken?

 

Think i gotta go Silence Kid, though honestly the solo Malkmus cuts "senator" and "lariat" are both up there with pavement's best work imo

clowns usually manage to also be demons so lets say clowns

hahahahah, oddly enough i know for sure it's the diarrhea

 

i was working all weekend at a hotel a mile from the stadium where the super bowl was at and was having perpetual encounters with difficult people. i can't think of one particular reaction or result, but i learned that people who are able to go to the super bowl are, on the whole, bad.

yeah, that is. who's the guy holding me?

shirtless in the mirror is my resting face

probably being woody harrelson

 

you're alright, Cody

 

Why do you think you're being asked so many questions about poo?

 

Do you think you seem the sort?

 

Do you own matching pairs of socks?

 

@Cody what was your name on here before you changed it?

Freckled shoulders, sexy or nah?

How's your relationship with your dad?