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@Zoshchenko how do i tell my tinder crush that i like her but also that i’d prefer her not to murder me then dissect my body and hide it where no one will ever find it?

 

I'd say ^ that's a good start

 

I don't think I've ever actually been in the ocean. One time as a youth my family went to Cape Cod, but the tide was so low and I remember not even being able to see the water. It was pretty spooky. I would like to go in the ocean someday. It'd be nice if the wave water doesn't get all up in my ears.

pretty bad tbh

what do you recommend??

probably, yeah. they don't seem to do a whole lot

actually yes. i really enjoy your posts and i'm always happy to see them! please never stop posting

noooooo. i'm a pretty bad driver in general so i don't want to tempt fate with that

clear communication is the best, so you should be honest with them and say how you feel, both with the liking and also with your preference for not being murdered

 

i'm going on a walk in hopes of reaching 10K steps for the day

pls leave more questions and sorry if my answers have been not good!

 

You wanna buy some death sticks?

 

I will thank you at the wedding

 

Is your name Zosh?

Do you have kids? Do you want kids?

Favorite movie of 2017?

Last text sent/last text received?

 

I was gonna recommend masturbation but it loses its luster now

 

My name is Quin. Zoshchenko is the name of a Soviet writer that I read in college.

No kids, though hopefully someday. I'm nowhere near ready for a kid, like not even a little bit ready on any front.

I didn't see many movies but I really enjoyed Coco. That was a really fun watching experience.

Last text I received was from my bank telling me I spent money. Last text I sent was "Ps i love u"

 

Were you telling them the name of a movie, or were you talking to someone that you love?

 

Or were you telling the bank you loved them?

 

My gf was in class so I sent her a little ilu text while I was out on a walk

 

Definitely do not love my bank

 

What's your favorite thing about your gf? Least favorite? How long have you been together?

 

What's your least favourite thing about my GF @Zoshchenko ?

 

What if your bank WAS your gf, would you love it then?

 

Her name isn't Tylar

 

lust her I hardly know her

 

@ComedownMachine can you ask your question?

 

Favorite thing is definitely how easy she is to talk to. She's so knowledgeable and funny and I always have a blast picking her brain or discussing something.

Least favorite is that she never closes cabinets after opening them. I so deeply do not understand how people don't close things after opening them.

We've been together for two and a half years!

least favorite thing about your gf is that i have no idea who she is

absolutely not

 

Acceptable.

 

@Zoshchenko why does my son always shit in the bathtub during bath time?

 

@Zoshchenko why does my son always shit in the bathtub during bath time?

 

favorite fruit/vegetable

 

you should ask this at every AMA until you get a suitable answer