Daily AMA • Page 208

@Henry remember when I said some stuff which caused that same-sex married couple to argue at the Charli XCX show, but it really was just that one guy and his partner was cool with it?

 

I LOVED THEM. I've been having so much fun at shows with the gay community as of late. The Yelle show I went to was the single best smelling show I've ever been to.

 

What did it smell like?

 

Love

 

what does love smell like

 

I can't help you with that one, my friend. You'll know it when it hits you.

 

what do people who can't smell do about it

 

Dewey Cox had a hard time finding love

 

When Graham forced the fumble who was the first person you freaked out with?

 

I started jumping on my roommates bed

 

did you think I meant what song do you masturbate to earlier?

Because I meant song for when you’re feeling confident

 

That would be Boom Clap

 

It's four in the morning, you know where you should be?

 

Not sure. I don't know that I ever feel confident tbh. At least not too the point where it dictates music choice.

Having dreams about getting away with murder

 

What were you doing back when you were 16 and dreaming

 

Drinking in the basement just shouting and screaming. Listening to records all while thinking someday we're gonna be there on stage all singing.

 

@Henry how do I get a girlfriend im so lonely

 

Have you ever had a dreams, that's .. that you uhm, you had .. you'd .. you would, you could, you'd do, you would, you want's, you .. you could do so .. you h- .. you'd do, you could .. you .. you want .. you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

 

Been trying to figure this out for years

 

How many times can you get off in one day?

 

@Henry why does my son ahead poop in the bathtub during bath time?

 

Personal best (or worst?) is four.

Doesn't everyone?

 

@Henry dating advice request 2: how do i introduce myself to tinder girls its like they think im a hot item until i speak in which case i become something akin to (no offense towards a certain member in this thread) an ogre in his nasty smelly swamp

 

I tend to not use Tinder because of its swipe limit and it feels like most people there are a lot more superficial. I stick to Bumble where you can swipe as much as you want and girls have to initiate. I'm terrible at the small talk part, so I can't help you there. I usually bring up something in their little profile thing and they stop talking to me. lol

 

I tried bumble but got no matches on there. and all I have to show from tinder after a month is that I can say I've met someone who majors in biology, with their favorite part of the program being human dissection, who also has a double major in crime scene investigation. So basically, all set to be the perfect serial killer. I usually say something nice like "oh I love your tattoo" or "hey I love ____ too!" and they'll respond... then ghost me after a two or three message exchange. haha guess I'll have to bug tomorrow's victim guest for more important dating tips. Thank you