Daily AMA • Page 186

What's the basis @Colby Searcy ?

 

Honey whipped my man!

I'll type these out and get back to you.

Potatoes

I'm not opposed to them or not believe in them I've just never experienced anything like them before so can't say for sure.

 

Ah hmm, I think the proper term is Guano

 

You don't wanna know.

 

Not so much a question as an observation, you are the only person I know who reads supplemental novels to tv shows and comics.

 

any certain potatoes or just them in general?

 

@Colby Searcy

First of all, I think I’m in love with you.

Okay, now that that’s out of the way....

1. What is your relationship with your parents like?

2. Are they aware that they have...peculiar food habits

3. Have you shown them my cheesy apple pie video?

4. Are you ever gonna finish Life is Strange

 

Hahaha honestly this is probably accurate.

How does this make you feel?

Oh no, all and every! Gimme!

Awwww, any particular reason why?

1) Honestly it's quite good. No complaints, I'm making a concerted effort this year to be better towards my mom and so far it's not been too bad
2) I'm sure they are, cuz I've made them somewhat aware. But it's all just 2nd nature to them.
3) no and I probably never will, it's too good to be trashed like that.

4) God I hope so I REALLY want to I just keep getting distracted by other games. Plus my VG time is about to dwindle significantly so I'm trying to complete as many as possible before April when my daughter is born!

 

I don't know if I should answer this prior to my AMA day.

I think its pretty cool. I always wondered where the market was for those books. haha. I'd like to get around to the Veronica Mars ones at some point.

 

Tbf @Jason Tate has read both VM books too if I'm not mistaken!

I doubt anybody else has read either of the Arkham Knight books though lol

 

I have. They're good.

 

@Colby Searcy

How has being a father changed you?

What pieces of media do you most look forward to sharing with your kids someday?

 

I'd say the biggest thing is just the change in priorities in life in general. It's not so much about the stuff in your life anymore it's more about the people and being able to provide for them and doing what you can for them.

I'm really looking forward to showing my kids Batman: The Animated Series, Clue (both board game and the film), and Harry Potter books and films.

 

@Dirty Sanchez

Tell me the 3 best things about you.

-My long arms

-I don’t let many things get to me/bring me down

-My family


On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?

In my mind as a teenager? My dad was a 10.
Thinking about it years later, my dad’s about a 5/6


My Mom has always been about a 4 or so.

Who was your worst teacher? Why?

My ninth grade Geography teacher.

She didn’t like me and would talk shit behind my back to the class when I wasn’t in the classroom.

Who was your favorite teacher? Why?

6th and 7th grade Geography/Texas History teacher(same teacher both years). She was also my “teacher” for UIL Maps, Charts, and Graphs.

She always liked me and knew how to talk to us at a middle school/junior high level.

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?

I’m gonna go with a Genius.


Who are the 3 greatest living musicians?

Jordan Pundik

Dan “Soupy” Campbell

Anthony Raneri


If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My apathy towards just about everything

What was your favorite toy growing up?

My Batman action figures or my Lincoln Logs/LEGOs


Name 3 celebrities you most admire.

Kristen Bell

Chris Hardwick

John Mulaney

Name a celebrity you think is lame.

Donald Trump


What accomplishment are you most proud of?

I’m pretty proud of myself for the things I’ve accomplished in my last year at my current job and just understanding more about the company and what my job entails.


Which of your friends are you proudest of? Why?

My wife, because she chooses to put up with me on a daily basis and has for years with no end in sight.


What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?

Antigua/Barbuda for my wedding


What are your 3 favorite movies?

Clue

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

The Dark Knight

How would you describe me to your friends?

Some dude who likes video games and maple syrup.

Which historical figure would you like to be?

Attila The Hun

What’s the right age to get married?

Any age after 22 I feel is appropriate enough

Tell me 3 things you remember about kindergarten.

I remember I attended church with my teacher and I would sit with her and fall asleep in her lap during the sermon just about every week.

I remember that we would get rewarded for doing good things with stickers and I thought that was the stupidest thing ever.

I remember that we read the book Stone Soup and made Stone Soup and I ended up with the Stone in my soup.

What paper that you’ve written are you most proud of?

I honestly don’t remember any of the papers I’ve written. I think I did write one on the Wild West in Junior High that I also had to present and everybody seemed to enjoy my presentation so maybe that.

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

Probably something I shouldn’t be doing and get myself arrested for being a pervert.

Who would you like to live like for a day?

Kristen Bell, she seems to have a cool life with sloths and Dax Shephard

If you could time travel, where would you go?

I think I’d like to go into the future to see how my life/family turns out.

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?

The Smart House from Disney Channel’s Smart House

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

I’ve already answered this but it’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and Cookies and Cream

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?

Definitely the past that way I don’t become anxious about when the week in the future will/won’t happen.

What’s your most embarrassing childhood memory?

I can’t really recall any truly embarrassing childhood memories. But I guess my worst childhood memory is being at the courthouse for my parents’ custody hearing and crying when I wasn’t able to go home with both of my parents.

What’s your best childhood memory?

I absolutely loved hanging out with my cousin’s and playing Batman and just riding around on 4-Wheelers and just being complete idiots basically

What’s your favorite holiday?

Definitely Christmas.

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Pizza

S’mores

Oreo’s

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?

Batman/Bruce Wayne

If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be?

Whoever invented Apple Pie, so I could see their reaction to my way of eating it.

What’s one choice you really regret?

I truly can’t think of one at the moment.

What’s your favorite childhood book?

The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles by Julie Andrews

The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin

What’s a great book you’ve read recently?

The Fourth Monkey by J.D. Barker

UNSUB by Meg Gardiner


Do you feel like a leader or a follower?

I’ve definitely always been more of a leader but can also be a follower with no issues when needed.

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?

“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“Do you love me?”

“Why aren’t you grateful that I adopted you?”

What’s the most courageous thing you’ve ever done?

I can’t think of anything courageous that I’ve done

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

I also answered this one. Kristen Bell!

If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete?

I’d love to be a skier or something snow related because I’ve never been and it seems fun.

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?

I think New York would be cool.

What living person, other than family members, do you most admire?

Bill Gates seems like a genuinely great person.

What has been your favorite family vacation?

Growing up it was Disney World when I was 11.


With my own little family, when we went to Atlanta and visited the World of Coca-Cola Museum.

If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be?

Colbster or Lumpycolbster

Who is the funniest person you know?

Probably @angrycandy he always cracks me up.


IRL, probably my wife

What’s your favorite thing about one of your grandparents?

I’ve never been super close with any of my grandparents despite the fact that we lived with them for about 10 years of my life, but I really just love the fact that my grandmother is always happy to see me when I get to see her. To me that’s worth more than anything else to know that I mean that much to her.

Tell the person to your right your favorite thing about them.

He’s gone for the day.

Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say?

Yes, typically it’s just me getting onto myself for being a dumbass.

When you’re having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better?

Talk to my wife and she tends to make it better. Seeing my son sometimes helps too.

Which TV family is most like your own?

Even though I hate the show probably The Addams Family

What’s your favorite smell in the whole world?

Toasted Marshmallows

What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?

The Microwave

Using one word, how would you describe your family?

lovely

Would you rather win an Olympic medal, an Academy Award or the Nobel Peace prize?

Olympic Medal, because then I’d be going to Disney World, right?

What’s your favorite time of day?

I’m fond of nighttime.

What’s your favorite season?

Winter if it’s not super cold

What’s the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?

Probably Hundred Year Egg. That shit just sounds like too much for me.

What is the sound you love the most?

Jordan Pundik’s majestic voice

What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party?

Kristen Bell

Chris Hardwick

Donald Trump(for the Chaos that would ensue)

If you could ask the President one question, what would it be?

“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?

Duroderick or Nester

If you had to leave earth on a spaceship and take 4 friends with you, who would they be?

My wife

My son

My daughter

My cat, Lily

What is your favorite movie quote?

“I’ve Got some loose Jello, OK?!”

What’s your pet peeve(s)?

When my wife doesn’t rinse her dishes after placing them in the sink.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Oh man, my side of the bed is always tucked underneath, I like to be wrapped up in like a cocoon and have to maneuver myself out in the morning.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

I used to count stairs when I walked up them as a child.

What’s your favorite kind of sandwich?

Egg Salad

What’s your dream job?

FBI Agent

Cake or pie?

Chocolate Cake with Fudge Icing

Who is the kindest person you know?

My wife

What’s the best part about having siblings?

Somebody to play with I guess? Idk, I’m not really close with any of mine.

What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?

Hush(2016) although I didn’t necessarily consider it scary, more just incredibly anxiety ridden

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Australia

What is your favorite family tradition?

We don’t really have any yet, I’m trying to start some.

Who’s your celebrity crush?

You might be able to guess.

What trait do you like the most about yourself?

I think I’m fairly well rounded and have a good head on my shoulders

What are you good at?

Driving my wife crazy.


But also Microsoft Excel.

What fictional character do you wish you could meet?

Bruce Wayne/Batman

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?

Baseball

What’s the first thing you do when you get home from a trip?

Typically I just unpack

Would you rather spend five days exploring Disney or New York City?

New York City for sure. Always wanted to visit.


Whose parents do/did you wish you had?

The Tanner women

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?

Amazon

What personal trait has gotten you in the most trouble?

My common sense

Which celebrity chef would you most like to fix you a meal?

Alex Guarnaschelli


Who is your favorite athlete?

Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez

What is the best piece of advice you’ve received?


If you had to pick a new name for yourself, what name would you pick?

Stud McMuffin

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?

Smartest kid


What do you like to do on a rainy day?

Play video games and watch TV

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?

Best player

What is your favorite thing about the beach?

Building Sandcastles

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would it be?

Home sounds nice.

What is your favorite Disney movie?

Frozen

Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you?

Dopey

If someone made a movie of your life would it be a drama, a comedy, a romantic-comedy, action film, or science fiction?

Probably a drama but it would be the most boring thing ever.

Name a product or service you love so much that you’d happily be that company’s spokesperson.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?

FBI Agent

As a child, what did you wish to become when you grew up?

An Actor and then later on a Detective

What’s the worst thing you did as a kid?

I definitely did some dumb things but I don’t think I did anything particularly exceptionally awful.

What is the best part of being a part of your family?

I get to be the Black Sheep and people just have to deal with it.

What is your favorite day of the week?

Saturdays are pretty dope

 

Long arms?

 

Hell yes. This series was so critical to my childhood. Holds up too. Somewhat related, are you excited for Batman Ninja at all?

 

Batman: TAS is the greatest portrayal of Batman ever.

 

I don't think I'm familiar with that. What is it?

Kevin Conroy IS Batman to me. Nobody else!

 

@Dirty Sanchez you aren't even gonna read everything are you?

 

@Colby Searcy how'd you meet your wife?

 

@Colby Searcy what's the best pairing of cake and milk?

 

@Colby Searcy you have to cut off three extremities. the order in which you cut it off is the number of years until the limb regenerates. so the first thing you pick takes one year, the second takes two etc... but the ones you prioritize hurt WAY worse than the ones you don't. the third is almost bearable. the three extremities you can pick from are:

• right foot/bottom leg, cut in the middle of the shin
• penis
• thumb of dominant hand

give me your order.

 

We met at the Entertainment Store we both worked for.

My personal favorite is Chocolate Cake with Fudge icing and Whole or 2% Milk

 

I'm not answering every question tomorrow.