Daily AMA • Page 182

dylan prob wrote this after chasing down one slice of bread with a glass of water

 

i haven't gotten out of bed yet

 

lucky motherfucker

 

ah, stoner dylan seeds start to sprout! @dadbolt you've got watering to do

 

@Colby Searcy do you ever play the lotto? if so, what's the most you've ever won?

 

and by watering, he means please put ice in the bong

 

what is the best Beyonce song?

 

can't wait for tomorrow so i can ask @Dirty Sanchez why he hates us now

 

he won't show

 

because he hates us now

 

y tho

 

sanch doesn't hate me bc i'm nice to him

 

no im just not a morning person. i haven't been to a dispensary since i've moved here.

 

is this a thing?

 

Yep!

 

waterburger

get it

plslaughormyselfesteemgoesdown

 

it's been days. plants take time to grow, young sproutling. your first dispensary trip is literally booked!

 

@Colby Searcy would you rather eat nothing but Bob Evans for a year or live in an Econo Lodge for two years?

 

what are you doing with your life?

 

wow lol. If he says Bob Evans, I'll kill him.

 

i've binge watched the entire first season of The Good Place and napped a lot

 

Both of these things are great, but would have been 100x better if you were stoned.

 

These things, as well as all things in life

 

i wonder if colby has every smoked the w33d or does he just smoke butter all day

 

@Colby Searcy what is your favorite Michael Jackson song?