Daily AMA • Page 180

Since Colby's not answering shit, if you want to ask me something, I'll answer it. Limited time offer.

 

Why isn't colby answering anything?

 

what kind of weed you smoking right now?

 

oh so you're one of those. gotcha

 

I've got some Blue Dream and some Lemon Skunk right now.

 

thanks for answering my question

 

Haha. I told you I'd fail at this.

He's too busy bathing in butter.

I googled "Butter bath" and this accurate drawing of Colby popped up...

 

oh man that's fucked up. I can't tell if the person is bathing in butter or if the butter is eating him alive.

 

Do you like me?

 

Y'all think @Colby Searcy likes me?

 

You've got a Norm avatar, how could I not like you?

 

I thought the "butter!!!" and "I love it!!" were buns creating a human-butter sandwich.

 

Now, that I would eat.

 

if Colby answers all these after work then his ass is gonna be burning the midnight oil

 

@Colby Searcy who was your favorite ninja turtles villain? and don't give some bullshit Shrek answer either

 

someone got swamped at work real quick

 

I give him a bath every other day but he really only poops maybe 1-2x in the tub a week.

Oddly enough he's been adamant lately about wanting to shower with me lately and he doesn't shit in the shower.

Start off with a chopped beef Baked potato as an appetizer.

Main course is a pepperoni pizza, salad, Fettuccini Alfredo, and Chicken Parmesan.

For dessert I'm having an entire Pumpkin Pie with Cool Whip.

Wash it all down with a glass of Milk (no ice) and a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

I'm trying to think here.

I'd say probably the Christmas I got an N64 most likely. Got the bundle with the Purple see through controller.

Anything is fair game, I'll answer whatever. Nothing off limits for me.

I've always found Ted Bundy super interesting.

I'm a slow eater so by the time I'm done I'd be super full and likely stop because I like Hot Dogs alot and don't want to ruin future experiences.

I'd say 4 Max

Traveling? Australia! Would love to hangout with Kangaroos and Wallabies

My wife and I met through an Entertainment Store we both worked. At the time I actually had a long distance girlfriend and broke up with her to date my wife. Although I kinda felt like an asshole after it happened, I have no regrets and truly feel like I made the right decision!

There are actually 2:
1) All Killer No Filler by Sum 41- I remember one summer sheet at my grandmother's house watching lots of MTV and seeing Fat Lip on TRL and being blown away by it. Also remember seeing an episode of SNL be where they performed. Funnily enough, I also remember seeing a Blink-182 video at the time and thinking it was cool but not really getting into them until years later when they were broken up.

2) The Silence In Black And White by Hawthorne Heights

After not really listening to/being into music for several years I spent the summer sitting with an elderly woman (also with my Grandmother again) and watching Fuse non-stop everyday(and she even paid me!) and seeing the Ohio Is For Lovers video (side note: first time I saw this video I didn't see the credits and thought it was Coldplay or Yellowcard). After that I agreed my grandmother to pick up the album for me when she went into a big city that would have it and she did and really that album and the Victory Records sampler that came with it really shaped my music tastes and my love for music.

Sometimes but not well. I mostly talk to my wife while showing so there isn't much time.

I'm a big fan of homeade Potato Soup but if we're taking canned I gotta go with Cheeseburger or Cream of Chicken

Actually I probably do. I'm a boxers kinda guy and considering I haven't bought new bidders in 5 years or so but have gained some weight, yeah my boxers are all pretty small.

I do! I don't really watch many movies anymore due to lack of time but there's really only 3 I can think of that I've seen that I even remotely say I disliked immensely to hated.
1) House-based on the book by Ted Dekker. This was one of the first movies my wife and I watched as a couple and we both thought it was absolutely awful.
2) Doubt-the one with Phillip Seymour Hoffman(RIP). My wife and I also watched this one around the same time and it was just so goddamn boring.
3) The Lego Movie-ive talked about this one before a bit. I think it was partially because I had skyhigh expectations but also my theater experience was awful and it really dampened the mood.

Nah. I'm all about the butter life.

We went last year when we bought our house to look for appliances but didn't end up buying anything. I'm pretty sure all the ones around me are now closed so I likely won't be going back anytime soon.

Genuinely one of the most disgusting things I eat. Seriously this is probably tops for her.

I own zero Hawaiian shirt and plan to keep it that way.

Although I think I DO have a sorry that my mom got me from Hawaii that says Hawaii on it if that counts?

I haven't been to one in years but nah. I'm not really much of an emotional person, although I am a bit more now but since my son's been born. This is something that drives my wife crazy, because I never really react to much.

Seriously?! I love it, you're one of mine too!

Spanish
German
Italian

I think I'm feeling Buttered Poptarts ATM since I had the other for breakfast.

Honestly, not really. She's really just kinda craving sweet things like all the time.

I don't think there's anything in the world that could be weirder than my typical diet.

I love them!

Probably.

Now I'm just thinking of Old Glory. I think that's a clothing brand or something.

I have 4 memorable shows:
1) Never Sleep Again Tour 2005(Silverstein, Hawthorne Heights, Aiden, Bayside was supposed to be there too but they were in a bus accident that killed their drummer). This was one of the first shows I ever went to and I remember that my mom and a female friends had to tag along because she didn't want me going alone.
2) Black Clouds and Underdogs Tour 2006(?)(Fall Out Boy, From First To Last, The All-American Rejects, Hawthorne Heights, The Hush Sound). I remember this tour being something my friends and I were super excited for and we counted down the days for months on end. Obviously my mom tagged along again but we all had a hell of a time.
3) New Found Glory/I Am The Avalanche 2007- they did a small show at a private college in my town I went to HS where about 50 people attended and it was just crazy to think a band as big as them played there.
4) The Wonder Years 2010(?)-This was the first concert I went to with my wife and I just remember her saying in the back of the room reading the whole show because the bands weren't really get thing but I wanted to go so she came with.

Somebody that I enjoy that people would probably be surprised by is Ray LaMontagne. More his older stuff than the newer stuff but I love the shit out of Trouble-God Willing

Currently playing Tales From The Borderlands. On Episode 3!

$57,109.04

I prefer missionary, cowgirl, and doggy style the most tbh.

Green but for the longest time it was Blue.

 

What's your 3rd favorite soup?

 

lmao i knew you'd be the person to actually answer the salary question

 

Mine was accurate. Upwards of 20k

 

I'm laughing so hard right now

well done

 

i'm still paid hourly at 27 so fuck me haha