Daily AMA • Page 176

I need to start a cert program

 

@ChaseTx is your username named after Texas or is Texas named after your username

 

I do like mints

 

69/100

 

69/420

 

69/69

 

Bush did /911

 

@ChaseTx

Do you ever find yourself unsatisfied?

Also, would you say that there’s enough Chase for everyone to share?

 

This is great

I never have.

@Ken gets points for making it weird. @iCarly Rae Jepsen asked the most sincere questions and I enjoyed answering them

Everyone that didn't ask anything were the worst. Although technically a null value can't be counted

yeah I'm a Stars fan. Kaitie's a bigger hockey fan since her family is from New York where they know what that is. She's been schooling me

Always been a fan of Elvis Andrus

yeah tbh I got that talk today only it wasn't just internet. It was more like "everything you do is bad and we don't like you"

The Caddo definitely named it for me

But actually ChaseTx is just the name I chose in 2005 to join a sneaker forum to talk about hip hop. I wasn't very creative and I was into state history and culture at the time because what else did I have going on

that's everything I do

 

I'm the town bicycle

 

Wrist icicle

 

If you want a Minaj I got a tricycle

 

@ChaseTx what's your favorite photo of you and kaitie?

 

After conferring with Kaitie, we find this one satisfactory

 

She also wanted me to post the following gem from @Fucking Dustin and @Laura 's housewarming

 

That one I took at @Fucking Dustin and he took such an unflattering pic from BELOW and I got onto to him and proceeded to show him how it’s done but then this is what I took! Look at my fucking face haha the bottle of wine prob didn’t help either.

 

I was gonna ask if you were drunk but I figured that would be mean, at least your lipstick is on point in both

 

Why do you just assume I’m a sinner?!?! I don’t sin

 

I don't think you're a sinner

 

@Colby Searcy butter us up

 

@ChaseTx I like you, I just haven’t been on the site much the past week. I’m sorry friend

 

welp, here we go

 

@Colby Searcy how many times a week does your son poop in the tub?

 

@Colby Searcy you're on death row and about to go to the chair, it's your last meal, what are you eating?

remember, you can pick anything you want and be as extravagant as you want, from buttered noodles to Kobe beef

 

@Colby Searcy what was your favorite Christmas present that you got as a kid?